Hey back!

Me completing two tasks and deciding I deserve a break.

EEEEEP! It’s finally here!! A few years ago I backed a Kickstarter campaign for a folk horror D&D companion set and NOW IT HAS ARRIVED AND I LOVE IT!!! (Also availabe digitally on D&D Beyond). It’s puuuuurdyyyyyyyy!!!

Found a document in Word entitled Jesus Fucking Christ and the body of the file is simply “Jesus Fucking Christ”

Trivago is a menace

We’re doing a thing!

We’ve got a… GOLDEN announcement coming soon from Ladies Who Lunch Productions. Stay tuned!

“You see, Jason was my son…and today is his birthday.”

Periodic reminder that Jason is not the killer in the first movie and the goalie mask doesn’t show up until part 3! #themoreyouknow #illseemyselfout

Happy #fridaythe13th to all who celebrate!

Wow listening to my husband try and say “Suffleupagus” is quite something to behold.

“It’s sloppy but it’ll do”

Me, talking about the driveway but also myself.

It’s downright Sisyphean. I am not ok.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

Margaritas tonight because fuck these snow storms. 🍸

Oh I get why. It’s the same reason the shifted blame in All Stars haha but it’s fucking gaaaarbaaaaage.

Rate-a-Queen is rancid garbage

Started reading #RosemarysBaby. How’s that for a cheeky Valentine?

Also fuck Guy Woodhouse.

His name was Jason…
…and he slayed.

Happy #fridaythe13th to those who celebrate.

Husband: I found a great solution for sheet pan nachos!

Me:……were we having an issue with sheet pan nachos?

So like……………………… do the Pokémon WANT to get caught?

Emerson High 1975. You were in my class.

I was your teacher.

Miss Fitzhenry?

Bugsy…..Brown.

…………………wow.

A reminder that Event Horizon takes place in 2047.

20 years from now.

Ah the lofty 90s expectations of space travel.

Watching Scre4m and it’s like a warm fucking blanket 🥰

I just love how Giallo films don’t get bogged down in things like logic or reason 🥰

I only have two holiday modes.

Watching Nicki Minaj be the trash that takes itself out 💖

The presents are all wrapped, I’m in my pyjamas, and you best believe there is Baileys into this coffee here right now.

The way this Christmas zombie high school musical makes me weep openly every year…

Sometimes you hit the pause button and…

Watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as an adult:

……………….Santa is an asshole.

All these people are assholes. Except Clarice. And that gay dentist.

Rudolph, get the hell out of there.

There are few things in this world that are as good and pure as a breakfast sandwich.