I think it’s fairly easy to determine once you have a general sense of the types of ego-slights that make him mad, much less irate.

No one has ever had just one

Oh, his latest chalk red line.

Dude can get lost, permanently

Don’t worry, this will just be a sub-department of DOGE.

They’ll place a Food Stamps Enforcement Officer at each point of sale, with a red telephone they can use to call HQ in the case of super confusing items like boston baked beans.

There is going to be so much efficiency you’ll be sick of it.

This advertisement…is not selling boots

Once he finds out about the lack of fortune, Trump is going to be so relieved that he only married off Tiffany to them

Dude just sucks, top to bottom

And thank jeebus it did. Still awesome.

It would seem to be heavy malpractice if they didn’t have sources in the crowd.

But, you know, spin facts and imaginations however is required to make yourselves look less incompetent, craven and idiotic, MAGA.

This is good but you missed picanha, which is in the top 3-4 done properly

[No]

Remember, pick up all the mushrooms along the way

The Rolling Stools

It’s less deep analysis and more explaining his tells.

It all flows from the same two sources:
1. Power - does it make me (feel or actually) more powerful
2. Ego - does it flatter or insult me

Two years ago today we were awarded the Congressional Gold Medal for protecting The US Capitol on January 6th 2021. Almost 4 years later the efforts to downplay, whitewash and minimize what happened appear to be succeeding. I won't ever stop standing up to them.

One of the finest sandwiches known to man.

Grilled lemongrass pork banh mi is undefeated.

Every time I log on something dumber has happened than the last time it's just the dumbest time to ever be alive

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

Correct. That and throttling performance (esp before it could be toggled) are reasonable arguments.

You can make arguments for planned obsolescence for iphones,

Outpacing expected battery life / physical limitations of the battery by a factor of 2-3 does not support that argument.

Anyway enjoy your new phone ☎️

(That’s not planned obsolescence)

Considering the expected life of a Li-Ion battery is several years or 300-500 charge cycles, sounds like you made out just fine.

If that’s the only issue, and it’s replaceable, it’s really not a strong argument for ‘planned obsolescence’

I can guarantee you it will be as nauseating as possible.

A small price to pay for satisfying the ego of the Czacks

She’s literally just a mascot, it’s absurd

Thanks for reminding, due for a bathroom break right now

Yep, keep it simple.

There’s no new behavior, no need to reinvent or rebrand anything.

They’re just tweets.

They’re all tweets. Everywhere. Always.

You described his current job.

But I agree with the sentiment.