lemme listen to all of britney spears, backstreet boys' millennium, and no strings attached (again) and i'll get back to you

the xv crossover is canon to ciri so she, unfortunately, now knows.

sure as shit don't understand it tho.

#wolqotd

okay so this isn't actually a wolqotd. and i also cannot draw. but i want to see your miqo with your irl cats (feel free to tell me about your irl cats).

pls?

trader who first introduced her to the concept of eorzean conjury (via a book written in doman).

ciri is from the Nhaama Desert, but her clan just calls it the Tsol (hence her clan name). the khatun of the clan is her father, bataar, and her mother was yumitori aoi of sui-no-sato, who died in childbirth.

there was also the unnamed (as in she never knew his name, because she was like, 6) doman

the only job quests canon to ciri are whm and drk, and maybe acn if i feel like it (since acn *used* to be required for whm...might as well, you know?)

also, quite frankly, ciri's canonicity stops at endwalker. she retires completely. world's saved, goodbye.

also a secret degree in the actual history of garlemald re: emet-selch that nobody is allowed to know about except the forum themselves, who are sworn to death-secrecy about it.

genuinely ciri's would probably be like, the differences between eorzean conjury, doman geomancy, and sharlayan conjury. something to do with the blessings of the elementals vs. the leylines of the earth? (it's been a while since i did ast quests) vs. whatever sharlayan does

lrt not to wolpost but

ciri: they want me to be an archon? what would i even study? what would i even debate?
y'shtola: thancred received his degree in camping.
thancred: hey--
y'shtola: and lyse in the destruction of fascist states.
lyse: and the effects of long-term application of glamours.

limsa is so fucking loud all the time

honorary archon of Killing God Real Good

omg thank you for the correction!!

WHOOPS YEAH I MEANT ARCHONS NOT SCIONS

new #wolqotd

for those of whom whose wols *didn't* start as scions: do they eventually become one, after the events of endwalker? what do they study/major in? where is their mark located? or is it more of an honorary type of thing?

ACAB my dude

i feel like if anyone would be a Fashion Buddy for ciri it'd be y'shtola

also have some sense and don't be weird, y'all. i don't wanna hear about your evil rapey wols, it's common snse.

(i honestly don't understand my narc family because the twists and turns their minds make so that nothing is ever their fault and they never apologize because, again, nothing is ever their fault sounds so fucking exhausting???????)

like "yeah i COULD become a criminal mastermind but also looking over my back constantly would be a lot of effort"

fun fact this is the rationale i use for rarely lying. having to keep up the lies? so annoying. just tell the truth, it's literally easier.i got better things to do.

on the one hand, if the wood wailers tried to jail her for tax crimes she could kill the lot of 'em, or just escape. on the other hand, she doesn't particularly want to because that's a lot of effort and she likes living here (ish) and she'd make the senna siblings sad. so she will file her taxes.

a really good whm.

i miss when LD would just fucking kill you honestly. and bollide. the heart attack of a macro of "PLEASE HEAL ME" or using it to cheese attacks

in titania ex with classic LD + TBN you could cheese all 5 of titania ex's spread attacks. i think drks could eat double tankbusters too. all you need is

i made up (sorta, it's based on a historical place) a whole place for my azem bsky.app/profile/ciri...

royal road my beloved bsky.app/profile/ciri...

the world is your oyster! make up a whole entire region!

oh man i remember when titan was the "tanking" pet

i love how many plunge- and dark arts-missers i’ve caught with this

oh, do tell!

leeches............

nocturnal sect........time dilation.....................