See it happening a bit on Twitter today but for the love of god don’t let Americans get into darts.

Can’t be having people say shit like “Phil Taylor is the winningest player to ever play the sport” #PDCWorldChampionships

If you go down to the Championship you shouldn’t be allowed to come back up for a few years I can’t be arsed with Burnley and Sheffield United being in the Premier League again

@footballcliches.bsky.social has to be a record surely?

DAZN are showing the Club World Cup for free?

I wouldn’t even watch it if it was happening in my back yard

Go way and sit down you’re not influencing anything by going out to the technical area for every corner

That Nicholas Jover has such a terrible case of Main Character Syndrome

This week I captained Nicolas Jackson and brought in Trent for a -4.

Tune in for more #Fpl insights.

Captain Jackson gonna give me the most depressing 7 minute appearance later on.

Saw an old woman on the train playing Pokemon Go. Love that for her.

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Leicester — A (possibly temporary) match made in heaven? With the announcement of Ruud van Nistelrooy as the new Leicester manager imminent — along with his few games in charge of Manchester…

One for Leicester fans #lcfc
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From watching his PSV while living in Eindhoven, he’s a decent manager that either gets his tactics very right or very wrong and he can never fix the wrong ones mid game.

I’m expecting pretty much the same lifecycle for him there as Patrick Vieira at Palace.

I think the Premier League world feed actually just has a Southampton fan on co-comms, some of the opinions are very Coote-esque #pl

Probably not possible to start him and Guirassy without one of them being ineffective

Think that goal nicely shows Beier’s best position and putting him anywhere else is only hindering him

4-2 but for who Chris Kamara???

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

Oh go on then

If there’s one thing Gianni is great at, it’s modesty.

Is it a bad sign when most of the people I follow on Twitter aren’t over here yet?