Is it worse to bill or teach others to bill?

I was in a very similar snuggle puddle last night!

There’s some meeting of the minds in this house.

I said on all four counters, more than just a peak.
Wet ass signature make that litigation weak.

Get a blue pen and a notary for this wet ass signature.

There are few places I know of that go so hard for Saint Patrick’s.

Everything is green.

This looks like heaven!

A rainy wedding!

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So I found this crab

Yes!

Want me to send you some??

I miss getting to see my buddies on a single app.

I’ve been less attentive on this app than I should be.

AMA, and we’ll see how it goes.

File and find out, honey.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Gumption to accomplish stuff? In this economy?

I need a proper King cake. @maybell.bsky.social could you help?

A staff attorney asking me to take a case because they know I’m good with clients is such a highlight.

Attorneys really turn into silly gooses when the power in the courthouse goes out.

A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke

I found the Ambassadors and am enjoying it so much.

Shit…*reads this after replying a joke*

Was it me? Lol

It’s my birthday!

Starting out Slutty Sunday! Don’t miss any updates on OnlyFans.com/madvalentine15

My mom, who’s sitting next to me, waited till they were gone and just asked if I caught any of that. We’re comparing notes now.

She left without waiting for him.

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She just stood up with the utmost force and grace.

He was with the guys on Thanksgiving, AT THE STRIP CLUB! ONE OF THE DANCERS COMMENTED ON THE POST IN THE GROUP!!

“I’ll pay, I hear you’re a shit tipper, even when the server is naked.”