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A lil possum guy in front of a white door

A lil possum guy in front of a white door

Me, to my neighbor this morning through his window : DAVE. Do not open your door.

Dave: What, why?

WHY:

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space horror is the best horror. what's out there? no one knows! big rocks. creepy things. sticky things. math! stuff on fire. big holes. big holes with math in them.

space horror is the best horror. what's out there? no one knows! big rocks. creepy things. sticky things. math! stuff on fire. big holes. big holes with math in them.

Moon's haunted. Happy Wednesday.

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The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

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Terminator 2 scene: John Connor says, "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean." The Terminator replies, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." John says, "Major drag, huh?"

Terminator 2 scene: John Connor says, "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean." The Terminator replies, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." John says, "Major drag, huh?"

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Olga Grigoreva Klimova, The Wind (Ukrainian). Painting of a young woman seen from behind, wearing a light white dress flowing in the wind, standing in the middle of a vast field of flowers in shades of red, pink, and purple. The landscape is highly textured, with loose vertical brushstrokes suggesting movement and depth, while the pale sky gently contrasts with the colorful field.

Olga Grigoreva Klimova, The Wind (Ukrainian). Painting of a young woman seen from behind, wearing a light white dress flowing in the wind, standing in the middle of a vast field of flowers in shades of red, pink, and purple. The landscape is highly textured, with loose vertical brushstrokes suggesting movement and depth, while the pale sky gently contrasts with the colorful field.

Olga Grigoreva Klimova, The Wind (Ukrainian). Happy Sunday

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Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

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The US Department of War Crimes.

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Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

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The Jetsons lied to us

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One of those gulf shore mega clouds…
8”x8” oil

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Legit thought this was Colin Jost.

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God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven theonion.com/god-considering-moving-d...

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Grapefruit #oilpainting #art

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Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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My cover for issue 47 of Something is Killing The Children, out May 13th from @boom-studios.com

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Are men okay???

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Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇
Art director: AJ Hanneld

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It really is a beautiful tribute to those who have left us.

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Moon Cave is fire!

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What’s your jam?

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I know ghosting mid-convo is just THE NORM for dating apps but it is infuriating to be on the receiving end.

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My Bluetooth headphones randomly said “You’re disconnected.” and I almost started crying. I’m okay. 🥲

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Could aliens in another galaxy see dinosaurs on Earth? How big would a telescope need to be to see Earth’s dinosaurs from 66 million light-years away? Think big—and then think bigger

You know what? Sure, I'll say yes. It also explains why aliens don't come here. Either they'd be afraid of the giant lizard monsters, or they're disappointed the dinos are gone.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/coul...

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Resist. But I get it.

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An illustration of Armand from the show Interview with the Vampire in an art nouveau style. He reaches out to the viewer with one hand while tape from a cassette wraps around him.

An illustration of Armand from the show Interview with the Vampire in an art nouveau style. He reaches out to the viewer with one hand while tape from a cassette wraps around him.

don’t be afraid 🎞️ #iwtv

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halftime show

halftime show

what a shot

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Omg. Thats brutal

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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

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OH, OF COURSE, LOL

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