Twitter down… did Epstein finally have an effect? 🙏

Your reporting is great - thank you. You got me through the last DT administration - pessimistically hoping we eventually see the end of this one too.

Listening to it now. No offence @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social - but it’s horrifying listening. #trump

#girlboss 💁🏼‍♀️

I posted this on twitter at 10.17pm but with hindsight, I needed to take more than one of these. Oof.

Just popped out for a little gig on a Saturday night #humblebrag #britawards #brits2025

You know you’ve gone too far when you shock even the Mail

The whole thing was a set up. Full scale betrayal of Ukraine now coming

I just saw a girl eating an ice cream on tooting common. It’s happening!!! 😎🍦☀️ #scorchio

My lunch companions said I was absolutely not allowed to complain and say that the bun was burnt #DadJokes

‘I’m still dancing’: Derbyshire woman has 105th birthday rave at care home Hilda Jackson and fellow residents partied with strobe lights, glowsticks and drum’n’bass from festival-headliner

This made you cry a little bit, too - right?

‘I’m still dancing’: Derbyshire woman has 105th birthday rave at care home www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

How fit was my breakfast today? 😍

(Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)

Oh wow! What a combination. Beyond jealous! I’ve seen them a couple of times at Glastonbury and they’re electrifyingly good 🤩

Prompted to listen to Different Class by seeing this post (and all the lovely comments) and my god, that album is 100% wall-to-wall bangers. Not one single bum note 😍

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Could we all, please, stop saying this is caused by social media?

It isn’t. And suggesting it is dangerously distracts us from what matters most.

Pol Pot didn’t have YouTube or Instagram.

Hitler didn’t have Facebook or Twitter.

Stalin didn’t have TikTok.

A 🧵 /1.

Last night I saw a woman who had the same hairdo as her dog and i am still in awe.

Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼‍♀️

You’re right. Why not? Not annoying at all

What is it with a large audience thinking it’s okay to talk while a conference host is speaking? They’ve been doing it all day.

My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon

You know it’s gonna be a great day when you forget your AirPods 😒

It’s jolly nice but pretty sickly after a bite or two. The remnants are coming home with me in a poo bag (not an M&S poo bag). Worth a whirl!

I know! I’ve been eyeing it up for weeks and could never justify just buying it. But if I made it a ‘gift for my team’ then that is wholly justifiable 🫢

IT’S HAPPENING

See this has got on my nerves. They don’t tolerate? That’s not very nice.

Stumbled across an intriguing website for an Airbnb in #Streatham Common, clearly targeted at the Middle Eastern market.

I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀

Positively balmy 🏖️

Why is having something stuck to your shoe always so embarrassing? 😳

Just haggled for 50p off the £6 asking price on Vinted. I’ve become part of the problem.

Poor Lolly has had just about enough of February now, thank you.

Just spotted in a local group. How nice?😭