lol

Weird that they would fire the navy secretary who’s been overseeing a war we’ve won at least five times.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Salute to an all-time tweet

We HAVE to get the techbros off the ayahuasca and back on regular old cocaine

Wash Post V Show less top For You Daily 1h ago Trump officials push Theodore Roosevelt for Pro Football Hall of Fame

Everything is so dumb

2026 NLC Kentucky Institute Call Time Challenge

I'm part of a program called New Leaders Council Kentucky that trains and guides for everything from running a business to running for office. It runs mostly off of donations so if you have a bit of money to slide their way we'd appreciate it.

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"Iran is ruled by religious fanatics!"

Meanwhile Trump's spiritual advisor:🤪🤪🤪

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "lock and load boys, I came here to drink wine and kick Roman ass and I'm all outta water"...

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

I prefer Nukemian liberalism

Exactly one year ago today:

(it’s everyone, literally every single person involved in this jesus meme slapfight)

Imagine sucking up to Trump for years and then getting thrown under the bus like this.

I love that his lies keep getting more and more ridiculous, causing his supporters to seem more and more stupid to justify believing them.

If you in line STAY IN LINE

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

An ICE agent stands over a body bag while another agent kneels next to it. The text below reads “You’re fine—people only get angry about us killing white people.”

Sunday Taquitos #23: Cold As ICE

Art by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

Trump: "It's amazing, the media's credibility is down to 13%. We defeated their navy."

(I didn't know the media had a navy. Also, the 13% is a number he just made up.)

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% “DEI hires”—not all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .

How unfortunate that he was arrested.

You remember the Uvalde school shooting and how angry everyone was at the police who just stood back and didn't even try to stop the shooter?

That's why so many people who hate Trump also hate the Democrats.

Metro hair-touching suspect back in jail, accused of stalking DC woman

Buried in final paragraph: "He is also among those who were previously pardoned for their role in the Jan. 6 riot."

wtop.com/dc/2026/04/m...

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Graffiti stating "Be Gay Do Crime" near the top of a brick building.

Wise words as I leave Chicago.

AP reporter describes intense Israeli attacks that stunned Beirut An AP reporter describes how Israel's massive bombardment of Beirut stunned the city. Israel's biggest coordinated attack of the current war hit 100 targets in the space of 10 minutes on Wednesday aft...

Israel kills more than 300 in Beirut. Unclear what the targets were. 1/3 of victims women, children and elderly. Israel said it hit Hezbollah command and control centers, but the only Hezbollah official reported killed was a top aide to the group's secretary general.

apnews.com/article/leba...

BREAKING: in March 2026, *every single one* of the 1,341 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans:

In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 4,496 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else.

www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...