Little boy staying up late playing video games…
Posts by Diapered Boy Scout
See, I don’t always wear diapers! This is my eBay find: Early 80s Arrow tighty whities and blue FTLs. The quality and fit really were so much better
Yes yes yes to this!!! 😍
What a great look! Where did you get those overalls?
Love this!
Let’s do it!!!
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Love everything about this!
“Ummm. Well. Ummmm…”
“Come on geek, we don’t have all day!”
“Fine fine I guess I guess I’ll go to his house”
See him look at his friends with a huge smile just follow us. It’s right over here just past the park.
“Well… A couple of the guys wanted to steal your khakis and drive them somewhere that you’ll never see them again. Would you rather that?”
My mind was racing. Neither one sounded like a good option. I had no idea what they had in mind at his friends house but I thought I could talk my way out of it…
…as he points to the guys on the baseball diamond, “since you’re sitting there staring at them, why don’t you come and follow us to his place?” He pointed to his friend.
“And and and what’s my other choice?“
I could see them look at each other, then whisper a few words to one another. I looked around to see if I could run away or escape, but there was no way I could outrun them.
“How about this, we’re going to give you a choice. Since it looks like you want to hang out with the jocks…
I tried to think of a way to get out of this, but I think it was obvious to anyone that my ‘uncle’ bought all my clothes for me and laid them out for me every morning. ‘No boy in this house will dress like those troublemakers on tv!’ I heard more than once.
“Ha ha ha you yeah right look at you dork!!! Look guys! You can even see as tighty whities!!! Who dresses you, dork? Your mommy??“
“N n n n nooooo!”
I’m just watching the baseball team when I overhear:
“Hahaha whoa guys, watch this… What are you doing over there, Nerd?“
Oh jeez, they totally saw me! And here I thought I could get some new pictures on a sunny day… after all, my neighbor said I looked really handsome today…
“N-n-Nothing!”
This is the best!!
You look amazing in them! Ever traded with another boy?
My PJs match the blanket!!
On a cruise showing off my vintage boys FTLs…
Yes another diapered scout!!
But *why* do I have to where the other boys can seeeeeee??
“Act like a little boy and you’ll get dressed like one”
Avoided the bullies at the bookstore. At least I remembered my ‘special protection’ so I didn’t leak on the chairs this time…
Yes!
Ugh your whole page is so amazing!
Lots of vintage and secondhand shops!
Did your uncle lay your clothes out for you before sending you grocery shopping? Or did you pick out that dorky outfit to match your tighty whities, nerd???
Dad joke overheard:
He’s a nerd on the street, but look at that little boy’s big seat!