I do this every time someone I know posts a picture from Vegas, and I have less than zero regrets.

Nick Fuentes doing the Agatha All Along wink.

“Antifa and transgender ideology”

NOW DO BEN SHAPIRO!

USLS of the now: Brain reached for L. Ron Hubbard, came up with L. Ron Howard.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that peanut butter cups shaped like eggs or trees or pumpkins or whatever just taste better, that’s just science.

♫ SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME ♫
♫ I HOPE HE HURRIES, MY JAW IS NUMB ♫

Bluesky truly gets all of my Finest Content™.

♫ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♫

Not saying I finally remembered I had a Bluesky account just because I came here to block JD Vance, but not not saying that either.

You know you are jaded when you are watching baking-themed porn and criticizing an actor’s poor kneading technique.

Caught this out of the corner of my eye. Misread it as “children’s viagra”.

I am very smart.

I don’t really go in for twinks, what with finding most humans under the age of 30 annoying and exhausting, but I do have a soft spot for twink porn bottoms with sex flush.

They’re like… mood twinks. Fuck ‘em and they change color.

Adorable.

I feel left out of the great migration, so let me state for the record that now, instead of forgetting to post on Twitter for months at a time, I forget to post here for months at a time, and of all the socials I never use, this is my favorite.

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Favorite Pokémon Chain

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The Unbearable Lightness of Being in the Ass

Even CNN is going paywall.

I mean, I get it. Real journalism costs money and effort and people deserve to get paid for their work.

But to propagandists it’s just the cost of doing business, and making up lies is free.

The highly partisan/conspiracy theorist sites don’t do this. How surprised can we be that people end up believing dumb bullshit when dumb bullshit is what’s readily accessible to them?

I really, really hope he is squirting bidet water directly up his dickhole (somehow!). That is the timeline in which I want to live.

“Bitches get scritches” is definitely not a thing I say to my dog every time I rub her butt.

Needed a place to put my watch while I’m in the shower. Is this upcyvling? I feel like this is upcycling.

Why are there suddenly so many Portuguese spam posts all over Bluesk… oh.

Elon Musk somehow manages to ruin even things he has nothing to do with.

He ended up at the U of Arizona in Tucson. I was born there while he was working on his masters.

I am an Arizona Dirtbag because of Las Vegas.

It occurs to me that I *do* have an existing connection to Las Vegas: when my dad got back from Thailand during Vietnam, they were stationed at Nellis for a year before he decided to go to college/OCS. They liked the desert so much he looked for a desert school with a good engineering program.

♫ SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER ♫
♫ GONNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR BROTHER ♫
— possibly not the actual lyrics to that BTS song

I would insist on the honorific. Dr. Bruce Boner didn’t spend all that time in porn grad school to be called “mister”.

Think I am probably safely past the age where “porn star” is a career prospect, but if it were, I would use the nom de risqué “Dr. Bruce Boner”.

Today, in email marketers who deserve a raise

This week has been, like, a lot.

Send booze.

Weird way to spell funeral but I’m in.