(FYI, i write for the U.S. version of the show and...do not know what this means! Best of luck.)

I just think it's updatable for so many eras and audiences, has an ACTUALLY funny book, and has heart. So few musicals can say that

i have and I like it a lot! But i still think i love his stuff the most when he has a book writer that forces him out of cynicism into unabashed love, like Spelling Bee

no one will agree with me but I think it truly might be 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

thank you for asking, this is Mr. Meatball Cumberbund

Well yes. This is Lord Constable Bunsen T. Mulligan

tell me more about your ...dog

ok just hear me out: tiny insider-trading White House mouse

i will take this under consideration

for all of them?

Hey Mamdani decided I get to name everyone's dogs. I think it's a good policy.

DID YOU WRITE FASTER?

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

I AM ALIVE. TONIGHT — THREE SELTZERS

you should be able to lick it

who says i am not a risk taker, i yell while drinking TWO seltzers before bed

This will always make me think of Barack Obama frantically yelling BEES ARE GOOD as he reads a children's book to a class of screaming children www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjNR...

She should be a senator

sorry but no more charming people. I want boring ladies in charge of everything. That woman in accounting whose name you forgot but somehow you always get paid on time? Make her the president.

My eggs are so fancy they come with a little newspaper that tells me about the chickens and apparently Maeve s facing indictment for insider trading and Rita was found murdered at the edge of the woods??

yeah it sounds alarming when you're like ALL THESE SCIENTISTS DISAPPEARED but then why is the NY Post the most legit organization posting about it? I genuinely do not know what is real and what isn't anymore

I don't understand this scam! Don't you only get paid for the value of the car you wrecked and then you...have a wrecked car? I'm all for wearing the bear suit, I just want to udnerstand

ok but in their mouth of mouths they do not

exactly

I TRUST NONE OF YOU

oh no i have a very dark joke in my head and we do not live in a world where you can write a very dark joke and assume OH THEY WILL GET THAT I AM JOKING so i just have to hold it in my heart

HISTORY FACT: Betsy Ross sewed the first American flag but was kicked out of her knitting circle for calling the other women “a bunch of punk-ass bitches”

WE SHOULD MAKE THE WHOLE COUNTRY OUT OF THE BALLROOM

oh because that's where the classified docs are