Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

I have blue turf grass from the field after the game

Classic dicky fashion they had faced off 3 times in Louisiana HS football (Craig went 3-0) and he had been waiting to meet again on the field. “Nice clean hit”
lol

Lunch chat

JD hates his wife and children so much. More than he loves power he despises that they even exist and are attached to his name. Sure that will end well!

He joined the Taliban in 2021

I had a brother on a boat
Fightin' off them lawnmower drones
They're still hummin, now he’s got Crohns

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

In fairness, nobody told them usaid could be used to feed white people

Iran won

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fuck

Jorkin DePeanus Vance

shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face . ALT: shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face .

Honestly didn’t know where this was headed in the first couple lines but I was like

Sleeping and minding their own business. Don’t even bother lookin at your ass, they’ll echolocate instead

Thank you for sayin this

@edsbs.bsky.social The Daily Dicky is back after a 17 yr hiatus.

Keeneland opens tomorrow which means it’s KY derby season in the bluegrass which means hot brown pizza from Local’s in Frankfort

RIP

Tell em

Do not do this, Cards.

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Just as I suspected…the revolution against the Surveillance State starts in Verona, Wisconsin!

This is about as good a performance as one can give on the stand

Spoon

He’s not leaving in 2028.

the dumbest fucking timeline

ICE is trafficking people who aren’t from there to a tiny landlocked absolute monarchy on the borders of South Africa and Mozambique.

my wife walking in on me throwing absolute ass in the shower to this song