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First look at Ricky Gervais in Nintendo's R.O.B. Movie. πŸ‘€ He looks like R.O.B. but with a Ricky Gervais twist.

First look at Ricky Gervais in Nintendo's R.O.B. Movie. πŸ‘€ He looks like R.O.B. but with a Ricky Gervais twist.

First look at Ricky Gervais in Nintendo's R.O.B. Movie. πŸ‘€

3 weeks ago 15 1 0 0
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My life is nothing but a Pepe greentext.

3 months ago 36 8 0 0

The man who murdered my family would probably only get 1 star for that in GTA, so I've decided to forgive him.

3 months ago 16 2 0 0
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My film teatcher just assigned a 2 hour movie in black and white...

4 months ago 22 4 1 0
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Attention spans are so bad that it's now considered "boring" to wait in line at the DMV or spend 45 years in prison... 🀨

4 months ago 29 1 0 0

This is Paint's dad, logging on here to share some sad news:

Last night, as my son was driving home from work, there was a deadly car accident which unfortunately didn't involve him at all.

Everyone please pray for my son's early and gruesome demise! πŸ’

4 months ago 42 6 2 1
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Same energy.

5 months ago 22 4 0 0
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Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Source: Nintendo

5 months ago 23 3 1 0
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I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.

5 months ago 28 4 0 0
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This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.

Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. πŸ˜‚ Based kid.

5 months ago 18 3 0 0

NYC's mayoral election is already suppressing voters. πŸ™ƒ

I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.

5 months ago 8 1 0 0

Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. πŸ˜‚

7 months ago 15 2 0 0
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BREAKING:

Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨

7 months ago 13 1 0 0

As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC...

Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"

Everyone always gets SO confused! πŸ˜‚

7 months ago 28 7 1 0
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I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."

It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.

7 months ago 10 1 0 0
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NEVER give money to the homelessβ€”they'll just waste it on something cheap.

7 months ago 6 2 0 0
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I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.

Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.

8 months ago 52 15 0 0
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In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! πŸ”₯

8 months ago 17 0 0 0
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Fuck no.

We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

9 months ago 3 1 0 0

My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲

9 months ago 16 2 0 0
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I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.

9 months ago 12 1 0 0
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Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.

#RoastBeast

9 months ago 22 2 1 0
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Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.

9 months ago 31 9 0 0
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9 months ago 12 0 1 0

I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.

9 months ago 14 0 1 0

Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️

10 months ago 27 5 1 0
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16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.

10 months ago 16 0 0 0

The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.

10 months ago 14 0 0 0
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My Dad remarried 2 timesβ€”wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!

10 months ago 48 14 0 0
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I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.

11 months ago 7 1 0 0