Why he look like Bill Pencil here tho 😭

What are other cross-cultural connections in CFB? Will Ferrell famously USC, Ashley Judd famously Kentucky.

Was the last 45.7% of a cock because Matt got lazy or just, like, a huge penis?

See these are the questions I want to be raising if I’m going to be verging on defamation.

If that’s true, they figured it out *late*. And I think if they had the for-cause case Kelly wouldn’t have stood so resolute and settled quick. And also LSU is fun and loves mess so they hired a guy who wouldn’t care about that anyway. Kelly being lane’s opposite is part of why it would never work!

Ok I can definitely afford another ~$25. Let me workshop this a little more tho.

lol I might need my next paycheck to hit first. But I’m trying to think outside the box!

This makes sense but this makes me want to try getting less insular in our donation reasons and, frankly, more outwardly salacious with them. Like, “I’m donating $6.50 for every cock Matthew McCaugnehy has sucked on the Texas sideline” and then donate like $22.47

It makes a ton of sense to do so! Team is real deep and has tons of space and it’s a position of need. It’s a massive luxury so let’s splurge a bit.

Also man I would kinda love to trade 32 and get a RB in the 2nd.

Get out now before you learn phrases like “racedep Geno” and “the washed qb otaku has the lathe of heaven”

You fool, you absolute rube

You absolutely do *not* have to hand it to Brian Kelly, but the only way to make that hustle work is to walk that line between being too poisonous for another job while not getting fired for cause. It’s really hard to pull off and Brian Kelly is just that shitty it turns out.

Yeah. Just a year’s salary in the end. Walking around money.

Thats what’s so funny about it is the money is so big all over, if DeBoer got fired for averaging nine wins he would barely notice a pay cut and neither would Bama on an offset. The real genius was Brian Kelly who put a big grin on for the governor and said lol ain’t nobody hiring me I want it ALL.

The buyouts are leaning increasingly fake. I don’t hate it tbh.

At 89 you need a new term for running… that man hobbling for re-election

DeBoer extension??? Happy Scott Frost Day to each and every one of you all.

The *only* show is Andor

I told that to Eric in confidence

Best explanation I’ve seen is something called the “lodged equipment rule” or something. They gave him a hit. Rule change IMMEDIATELY. Like before the game has ended I want a vote.

EVEN FOR US DUDE WTF

AND NOW ITS BEING RULED A BASE HIT???

A LINE DRIVE UP THE MIDDLE WAS CAUGHT BY THE PITCHER AFTER THE BALL WEASELED ITS WAY BETWEEN THE BUTTONS OF THE PITCHERS JERSEY. HE HAD TO FISH IT OUT OF HIS FUCKING SHIRT.

EXTREMELY DUMB BASEBALL ALERT IN SEATTLE

One more for good measure:

A penny for each of the 10,034 fans who showed up to watch NC State lose to UW in the mens soccer national championship game. 90% of them were there for the WolfPack (covering fees too to compensate for the handful of UW fans). It’s not a ton of money but a natty counts.

Let’s raise some money yall

Is there a limit to his generosity? Let’s find out! Any WA school counts; not trynna bump UW (unless you wanna)

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Most influential Cougs I know

Little known fact, but if you ever wonder how it is that Washington & Lee always rates so high on the leaderboard. There’s a donor (handsome, gregarious, tall) who basically matches every donation to a school with “Washington” in the name. So if you want to 2x your money, UW, WSU, etc. all count.