For the last few days, it’s just been the two of us. Now that Kristin’s back from Mexico, I’m wondering how it’s gonna be without him under foot or in my lap literally all the time.

Agreed, and you have superb taste, my friend.

A subscription to The Onion is 100% worth your hard-earned cash. It’s a quality product, and I say this as a friend of @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social

Am I supposed to be intimidated by a robot that can run faster than I? I mean, a Zamboni moves faster than I can.

Loathed “What a Fool Believes” when I was a punk-jazz loving snob child. Now I think it’s a marvel.

Your new album is excellent, BTW.

I’ll be poppin’ that corn for a big (and reverent) day

Tomorrow is 4/20! I think I’ve celebrated in the past but damn can’t rememember why

I SURVIVED THE DENVER BLIZZARD OF ‘26

!!!

We won’t get food again!

Bet he’d like to quote dialogue from a lot of other Tarantino films, IYKWIM

This seems to be a crucial time to read and write as much as we can. Resist the dumbening!

Where have you never been in Colorado, even though you live in Colorado? I’ll go first: Maroon Bells.

Happy Birthday, Sir

Imagine exhausting the infinite number of breathtaking musical options available to you in the glorious sonic universe and finding yourself with even an iota of interest in what Kanye West has to say in 2026.

Whomever invented White Cheddar Smartfood deserves a raise

Who else is Hungary for more election defeats like the one today?

What a sick, stressful week.
Good thing these guys never pull anything during the weekend

More often than not, when I read “love them or hate them,” I don’t care about them at all.

Nice mitre you got there, Padre. Be a shame if something happened to it

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Everything’s weird and off and scary but we still have music goodnight

Cat won’t let me write so what are you gonna do?

They postponed armageddon until after Tax Day, huh

You Guys, 9News in Colorado GETS IT

Beware of the “I almost blew up the world but didn’t so I’m a hero” rhetoric you’re gonna hear for the next few days-weeks-months-years

Tough getting anything d

Today might be an excellent day to tell the people and animals in your life you love them.

Thinking of you, people who will chip a tooth today while eating those Marshmallow Peeps you opened yesterday

Is this thing on?
LOL
How’s everybunny doing?