Episode 17 - Yeah well, basically I’ve checked all other possibilities and it’s come down to being rattled. I don’t know, The Ashes? Sorry, who is this I’m talking to? — Ahead of the Eight Ball We are back with another episode about the Ashes but because it is 10 months out and not a lot is going on, we mainly talk about our favourite jokes from Viz, proboscis monkeys and pitches. Stuff we t...

They’re not really on BlueSky so they won’t see this, but here’s the latest episode of the Tickner brothers’ (@tickerscricket.bsky.social and @tickersgrins.bsky.social) far too irregular podcast. This time they mistakenly believe Raygun is an embarrassment rather than a hero. Still a fun ep, though.

The last surviving gaslit cinema has reopened in Leeds. I went there and said it was their fault that cinema is dying.

I went to a casino for the first time last night and went straight to the crap table. The table was all wobbly and collapsed as soon as I sat down. Drinks fell off.

Drank so much last night I’ve got faecal alcohol syndrome and type 2 diarrhoea.

I say “probably Marnus” to every question I’m asked now.

I fold the bottom of my trousers when I go to the library. That was a turn up for the books.