Also I realize we’re talking about a fantasy world but as someone who lives in a city that has a “speakeasy” on every other corner, it’s such an overused term it means nothing anymore. Def picking the Dionysus strip club.

Tiefling no idea wtf i was doing somehow managed to kill a significant number of tieflings including karlach I’m so sorry omg. I also completely skipped the crèche because jeezus fuck githyanki are so strong and scared the crap out of me first play-through. Had no idea Minthara could be saved so she was killed this play-through too. Romanced Halsin and also slept with Mizora, Harlep, and one of the drow twins because Halsin is cool like that lol

Second try, was an elf. Tried my best and knew what I was doing this time. Saved Karlach and she’s the best. Romanced Laezel cuz I needed to know what that’s like. Also saved Minthara and she’s the funniest character in the whole game. Argue with the wall if you disagree.

Was a drow for round 3. Officially enjoy playing as a female drow the most. Will be hard to play as anything else. Did resist the dark urge and romanced Astarion and had him not ascend. It was very sweet. I want to do so many more runs.

I’ve spent the bulk of my time so far tracking and taming wild horses. Seen here on the wild mustang I caught and tamed. It’s the only breed of horse in the game that gets comments from people passing by. Things like “wish my horse looked that nice” and “bet you can cover a lot of ground with a horse like that.” Plus he’s so prettyyyyy and rides so well. I love himmmmmmm.

I’ve finished 3 runs of Baldurs Gate (no idea wtf I was doing romanced halsin, doing my best romanced laezel, resist durge romanced astarion). I’ve now moved to yeehaw simulator aka wild horse tamer simulator aka occasional outlaw simulator RDR2. I guess I’ll see you guys in another three months 🤠

Technically I still have one final fight and then I’ll have finished it three times 😂 Then you can watch me finish red dead and then bg3 for a fourth time when I do the give in to dark urge run lol

I signed up for HBO or something to watch a specific show a few months back and in the first couple of weeks of having it they announced a price increase and I cancelled that shit. Like fk you I was only here for the one show that’s already got the complete series out anyway, binge and goodbye.

Highly recommend. Was going regularly a couple years ago when my uncle had season tickets, before I even knew what heated rivalry was, and even then I was yelling "NOW KISS" when they'd fight 😂

You fkn enabler. The mm mlm continues. *adds to cart*

I’m finishing common goal right now. Role Model and Long Game are being delivered tomorrow. And then I die 💀

I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be in a hammock in the woods eating grapes

I can’t do audiobooks anyway, I’m a physical book girl, but I was also warned about Kip’s voice, found a clip, and extra nope’d the fk out of there 😂

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I stayed up way past my bedtime to read the first book, in one sitting, last night

I just started my third BG3 run the other day and am doing resist the urge! I made my tav a Seldarine drow so they get all the drow hate but are like “no seriously guys we’re not all like that *actively fighting the demons* I swear!"

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Hehehe yesss good

Intimacy Coordinator WW 😂😂😂😂

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No candy, just berries and cream

:kermitsnort:

24 days and 193 gameplay hours later and I finished my first run of BG3, and I'm already ready to start my second run 😈

Haha! That's gotta be so fun for your kid!

By sleigh do you mean a motorized sleigh? Like what we would call a snowmobile? Either way, your trip to school sounds way more magical and fun than mine ever was! Lol

Omg I misread the screenshot and thought it said 145gb and was like "how tf was her game even loading?!?!" 💀😂

"It'll Do" Liquidations 💀 lmfao

Also, I fkn knew Halsin was the kind of guy that would go down.

Now I know what bear thing everyone kept saying they hoped I would get to experience lol

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I've destroyed my sleep schedule over it and I'm not even mad. I'm having a great time! Lol