Yup yup

I’m deleting this account by Saturday, DM if you want to figure out a way to stay on touch.

i've been kinda surprised by my friends' reaction to bluesky's shittiness. i know it's not as easy as that but you can delete your account here. we gotta figure out how to relate to each other without social media. we have to. we can't keep doing this. you don't need any of this

i don't know who needs to hear this but i feel the need to say it: the MATRIX isn't that far off; social media does keep us in a digital cage where we're being harvested for AI and interactions and engagement and content and we should probably smash all that shit. fuck bluesky too

SIR SIR look at this video. teens apparently have the ability to turn into some kind of morphing silver form, maybe mercury? after consuming certain beverages

go cubbies

please make this go viral so they can ship me a grill or skillet or something

i know i never post here but i have to say: every dollar i have spent on Le Creuset cookware has been worth it. i’m a sicko but i stand by this

It’s maddening how much he looks like a Doonesbury cartoon given flesh and the breath of Life

TRUMP: that's why you never look down, don't you know that, the Coyote always looks down, and then he falls, and we're not looking down, because then we'd fall. the Coyote keeps going, you know, until he looks down, so we're not going to make the same mistakes as the Coyote, we're not looking down

doomscrolling is in again

the right wing conspiracy theories for why the economy going down in flames isn't trump's fault are going to be off the chain. "antifa gangs poured all the coffee down the drain at the coffee factory" type shit

hope everyone's having a good time here. welp, see ya

i’m gonna delete this too so hmu with your discord names because we are closing this down

I do not play Arena currently but I do love Golgari

i mean we said the same thing about Hillary Clinton and nevertheless, she persisted

you're on fucking Medicare why do you care about whether or not this guy killed a health insurance executive? god dammit. this doesn't concern you, old man!

rack ‘em

bugs bunny is wearing a top hat while dancing in a cartoon . ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a top hat while dancing in a cartoon .

Meanwhile I’m over here like

“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol

people ask me what it's like to be in my 30s playing magic the gathering so here it is:

it's so funny how someone telling you to kill yourself can change your relationship to a community

Coastal elites don't get what real heartland Americans love: Killing dogs. Giving handjobs at "Beetlejuice" then fighting the ushers. Being in like fifty criminal trials at once, you know the usual

as someone who grew up evangelical: this is a straight ticket to conspiracy theorizing about Satanic influences on contemporary Christianity

“Exclusively in theaters” not for long lol

big John Brown stan here. even going to name my account after it. anyway he was too violent and if you don't vote for Biden I'm going to cry

:)

*points* he is Tosk

ursulakleguin.com/message-about-messages oops this is the right link

oh Harry, you beautiful animal