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College Football Playoff first round. Not enough #Big12. #CFP

We can’t even stop Arizona State right now.

Get ready for the calls we have in store today. Can’t wait to make this game about us. To be honest, we are doing everything in our power to make Iowa State win. #GoState #big12 #big12championship

Kasey Dunn once tried to bribe us with tacos. But the tacos were corn tortilla shells that instantly fell apart. We are okay with this change. Don’t come at us with crap tacos.

Big football game this weekend. We want to make one thing clear — we accept bribes. #big12 #big12championship

We wouldn't have let the Michigan - Ohio State fiasco happen in our games. We prefer fans and teams mad at us, not each other. And you're damn right we will plant our flag at midfield (likely for targeting).

Happy Thanksgiving! Cannot wait for our uncle Fred to complain about everything.

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Utah fans.

Bump

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Iowa State fans

We forgot for a second how grounding works. Sorry.

You guys like that intentional grounding call on #Utah? We’d been dying to call one of those.

Today apparently eliminate #SEC teams from College Football Playoff day

Told ya chaos is coming with #big12 standings.

Again, he’s too damn fast and we are too fat and slow.

Wait a damn second. The #PAC12 still exists? And people care about it?

We can neither confirm nor deny the rumors that we are favoring Kansas. What I will tell you is we like standings chaos. #big12 #big12championship #CFP

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#gameday #throwtheflag #big12 #cfb

Who's pumped for some #big12 football this weekend? Which game do you think we (the officials) will impact most on Saturday? #CFB

#Big12 > #BigTen

Thursday Night Football. Gave a pep talk to tonight’s officials. It’ll be an interesting one tonight. #TNF #NFL

Can't wait for our first facemask flag on this baby 🔥

Narrator “They were very wrong”

Told ya. #MACtion in a league of its own.

0-10 Kent State down by 13 at half. #MACtion math tells me Kent State comes back to win.

#Big12 with 12 seed and it’s BYU. 🤷‍♂️

We could have told them this was an awful idea a few years ago. We know by experience.

He's damn good, but there is one thing we don't like about him. He's too damn fast, and we are too damn fat and slow. #big12football #big12

Ready for some #MACtion tonight. It doesn't take refs like us to make the most insane things happen in these games. #cfb #collegefootball

👏We. Cant. Wait. 👏 To. Screw (or help). Colorado. In. The. 👏 Championship. Game. 👏