I’m really trying to get kicked off Twitter. Like Jesus. Crucified on Good Friday.

Chase Infiniti on BBC1 you dick

A Uruguay team without Suarez just seems a bit toothless…..

Shit

Maguire MOTM

I see The Black Keys have released their song again.
American Status Quo.

Follow me for my daily Cheltenham tips service! Like and RT to get my NAP for tomorrow and don’t complain if it’s 8/13 because tough shit.

Now everyone over there is telling me to come back over here and FUCK YOU UP.

Oh yes I can. Just watch me.

Every candidate for our boss midfielder has been very average against us this season

Arsenal will win the league by 5 or 6 points. They won’t win anything else though.
I have spoken.

I cannot and will not allow it.

I know a local one. Justifies it by saying all city’s trophies are bollocks anyway.

There are United fans who would rather city won the league ahead of Arsenal. Does my head in.

Infantino

Grok is that a compliment?

What about me?

I can’t hate Arteta. Us lego-heads have to stick together.

Which European country will be the first to have a proper anti-America protest? Burning flags and the like. It sure as shit won’t be us. I’ll go for France……

I will never understand why they give Anthony Taylor the derby. Everyone knows he’s United. It’s fucking mental, and it works against us more often than not.

Well that was an enjoyable day

I thought he did pretty well tbf

Nothing funnier than the Seth bastards only getting two minutes of their favourite feeling.

I’ve just got to finish an argument with some racists on Twitter first……

Merry Christmas everyone on here. I keep forgetting to come over but I will more next year. Defo.

We watched that tonight. The swimming pool scene always gets me.

Going to spend this weekend driving round Yorkshire grassing on people using hosepipes.

This happened with us once. It involved a xylophone. Turned out it was his son’s but we only found out after we’d smashed it to bits.

Also a possibility, yes.

Absolutely buzzing to lose 2-0 away at Leeds first game of the season