Hey, so wife swap should do another season, but just call it “Swap” or something.

You would choose millennial families that live in apartments. I wanna see how other people live.

Hey, @specialolympicstn.bsky.social I think dodgeball needs added to the lineup

Made one skeet with my cat in it and Bluesky starts funneling them into my feed. It’s like cat, cat,catcatcatcatcat

Anyways,I like cats.

This hits hard…

“Then she was fired by a Fox News weekend host.”

You know what else hits hard? The fact that voters thought it was a good idea to hire a reality show host/bankrupt businessman as President of the United States.

You first.

The red blanket is my favorite blanket. The others: less fluffy, less comforting, less soft.

I am not accepting questions.

She came, she grew, Pixel is announced to the world #typicalblackcat #blackcat #pixelthecat

Idk how we could get a redo election for the prez or whatever but I think we can all agree @sanders.senate.gov needs to be on the ballot

Since he's been in office (less than a week): egg prices up, gas prices up, Nazi salutes up

Pete Hegseth is the most incompetent of all Trump’s Cabinet picks. He's an alcoholic serial abuser who is unqualified for the job, and he will make our nation less safe. This was a completely reckless confirmation.

Black text on white background. It reads: With you, for you. WHO remains committed to health for all.

#HealthForAll

For everyone. Everywhere.

11:11 make a wish

I wish to delete everything meta this week.

I’ve bee-n here longer than you

Texas is just dry Florida.

What dreams have you had that you’ve not had time to complete?

I’ll go first: my brain is riddled with books I want to write (because I want to read them, but the story doesn’t exist)

I’ve never excreted so much slime in my life

Coming at you soon: Pixel the Cat

Matthew Perry, ‘Friends’ star, dead at 54 | CNN Matthew Perry, who was beloved as Chandler Bing on “Friends,” has died.

I couldn’t BE any sadder 😞

www.cnn.com/2023/10/28/e...

Please note: questions are meant to clarify a situation, not to attack.

Please refrain from yelling at your barista.

I’m only apologizing for *how* I said something, not what I said.

Because I meant that. ;)

Not to brag, but there have been at least 7 people who describe me as “terrifying”

Squidward, from the hot acclaimed series SpongeBob, beat up by sleep schedule

Just me, going through life 😁

Pretty excited about aliens. I for one, welcome the new overlords.

I mean… maybe

I’m a witch. Sometimes coworkers don’t like that, other times they ask me to hex people for them.

Life is weird.

If you’re just activating and using your account, make sure to follow SkyWatch and subscribe to their mute lists, then manually block all the folks on those lists: fascists, transphobes, trolls and bots etc. You can also tag them for problematic accounts you come across. @skywatch.bsky.social

Criws

They told their friends. Hello new friends!

At this point I’m afraid if I don’t feed my work crows they will carry me away.

On second thought please, crows, please carry me away to your magical world.