how do we have exactly ZERO finish

THIS IS ALL THE MOMENTUM WE COULD POSSIBLY GET PLEASE

when……

Big Peanits Linus

when tim finally scores a goal………. boy howdy

linus ullmark haters don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

every goal we score will be 100% fluke

A GOAL???!?!!!??!?

how abouuuttttt we try using jeff hoffman in absolutely zero stake situations, like 8 run leads or more

the cosmic disturbance has been around so long that it’s my friend now i think

i actually would argue the sens AND jays are good but i was hyperbolically speaking from a place of despair 😔

a tan and white tabby kitten pushes his head up into my hand while i’m petting his nose, showing his teeth in his open mouth

sens are bad, jays are bad, but more importantly, moose is so so so cute

the premeditated scrap off the draw is soooooo cringy lmao

the great thing about having an insanely busy day at work is i don’t even have TIME to be anxious about Your Ottawa Senators!!!!!!! yaaayyy!!!!

cherries!!!!! i simply must try

terrible planning!!!

the nhl is discriminating against sens fans who work on the weekend. in this essay i will

i remember being so afraid that our season would come down to this game and it would wreck me and instead the leafs can’t beat our B-team 😌

not sure what’s more strange, the sens honouring zack smith in attendance or how gaunt zack smith looks

NEVER IN DOUBT!

😭 yeah literally

anyway last night i had a dream that louis varland and his wife came to my place of work and i feigned ignorance until i had to ask his name and then i went “ohhh that’s where i know you from”, y’know, all cool like

there are infinite number of things to be romantic about in baseball but one of my favourites is when the guy after an intentional walk Takes It Personally

that’s MY closer babyyyyy let’s go louieeeeeee

having a closer that could throw strikes must be soooooooooo crazy

there are few things more beautiful in my hater heart than the pirates sweeping the cubs and then scoring 16 runs the next day. there’s room on the division-leading bucs bandwagon for anyone who needs a national league team to love!!!!

GO SENS GO BABY HERE WE GO LOVE DA SENS BABY

bit afraid a strong wind will blow and his arm will snap in half and we lose him for the ploffs but who cares just win baby

thomas chabot heard i’m going to tonight’s game was like “i have got to get my recently broken arm into the lineup”

A WIN?!????!!??!??!