We asked for pics and she sent a photo of a full sized doodle and a medium doodle. not the dogs we expected to see but at least she wasn't calling us nonstop and leaving mean messages I guess

We recently had two different clients try EXTREMELY hard to get their two respective friends in with our salon for grooming. One lady called SO MANY TIMES that she got a preemptive ban. The other prospect told us that she had two mini poodles.

I never see pickled feet at the gas station counter anymore. Not even loose sticks of homemade jerky or room temperature red eggs

thank God colony kids hit finale before this shitshow really got going, because a huge portion of Wiki's late arc was shaking people and yelling about basic tactics and survival vs ego

tbh if you're in WV and craving a hot dog, you are in danger I promise. we will also pickle ANYTHING. even and especially eggs and pig feet. just don't even try. Room temp red eggs straight from the jar at the register, right into your dirty paw! get em while they're wet!

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

I'm at a stage in my transition where I'm often gendered correctly, but I don't FEEL like I pass, especially when I talk. Insecurity cannot be defeated by hormones alone, alas

I'm trying to practice a deeper vocal delivery with my new character Bert and it is actually really hard! I'm super out of practice moving my voice around since it changed, so it's nice to have a recurring opportunity to practice without any real pressure.

virginians, if you planned to vote in today’s election & have not already: don’t forget we have same day, in person registration AND if you’re 17 but will turn 18 before nov 3, you can register and vote today.
(post from the charlottesville office of voter registration & elections)

mildly offended that tamadochi life looks like such a fun time? I keep telling myself I don't NEED a switch 2 but dang

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Sawyer from Lost is textbook. There is an argument to be made about emotional unavailability about most of the Bluth family in arrested Development. The guy in John Tucker Must Die, the dumb boyfriend in Legally Blonde, Simon in Bridgerton, multiple ppl in White Lotus tbh? I'll keep thinking..

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

We want to watch what Kinger's watching ngl

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Multichoice quiz asking for an answer for what the gm's job is. Selected is the answer "transition"

So true

man fuck this entire week forreal

Boy I sure am glad we don't have a bunch of military bases in the Persian Gulf that rely on ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz for resupply.

Who could have foreseen

Today my boss left a delicious sandwich in her bag on the floor, behind her grooming station. Starbuck had eaten fully half the sandwich before being spotted and sprinting away with the remaining scrap and wrapper

There's an image preview in our dedicated discord channel and ngl, theories abound and Bert is NOT gonna be a big help solving it and I'm hyped

reminder that i'm open for commission :~)

really impressive how Tennessee works so hard to stay neck and neck with Texas in the race to be The Worst Fucking State Imaginable. Chill out and let Florida catch up for a few years, damn

Universal healthcare would solve SO MANY PROBLEMS.

A screenshot of a text excerpt from a Hollywood Reporter article. The text quotes Dave Chappelle recounting an interaction with Lauren Boebert: ​“Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline,’ he added. So Chappelle allowed the photograph. ​“And then she posted the picture before I could even get from there to the show and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders,’ Chappelle continued. “Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me,” Chappelle told NPR.

"She [Boebert] should never do that to a person like me."

Really captures how someone like Chappelle can target a whole community, double down, make millions from it and then get offended when someone casts him in a way HE doesn't like.

conservatives are the most fragile and entitled people on this earth I swear to christ

What did you THINK was going to happen, Dave? Did you think the people wanting to eradicate trans folks would hear you slagging on said trans folks and NOT think you supported their erasure? What do you think being on "Team TERF" means? THE TE LITERALLY STANDS FOR TRANS EXCLUSIONARY!

no wonder so many people left the industry. When the nicest clients are saying stupid shit like "it's just the bath though" for a special needs newfie that weighs more than I do, AFTER the third polite denial of a same-day walk in... I don't actually have to do this for a living, you know!

losing all patience with clients. Why would you lie about stupid shit like supposedly not receiving a call when you literally picked up and gave us attitude. Don't get mean about receiving the call, wait two hours, then call back to pitch a fit about NOT being called? Ffs

One of her friends yawned and Starbuck stuck her face right into her friend's mouth