It's classic. The classics are classics for reasons

A conservatorship? 🩷

Checks out

Mountain Goats?

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

comicfromthevoid 14h THE KIMBERLY-CLARKE TOILET PAPER ARSON WAS ACTUALLY 24 MEGAFIRES FIRES EQUAL TO 96 REGULAR FIRES

I admit it. I laughed.

an image of sperm flying inside someone's body but drawn as a cartoon. over the sperm's face is leather boots so it's just a bunch of leather boots traveling inside someone's body. there's 2 boots having a conversation and one of them says "i can't wait to be a equipment used for ward" and the other responds, "bro, a lesbian is grinding and moaning on us"

I'm balls deep in some Virginia

We leaving Samsara TODAYYYYYYY baby!

Figuratively this is about breaking a bad cycle, not like... Suicide or something

Yes.

yuuup the dommes are plotting evil things yuuup I am powerless to do anything to stop it

two followers away from two-thousand which is insane

PSA - remember, even while alone, to walk around your apartment extra faggy from time to time, in case any lesbian ghosts are haunting you and trying to get off.

Always morally correct to get crossfaded on the mechsplo timeline

Saturday night crossfade on the mechsplo timeline? What could go wrong ✨

Purdy

All plastic will eventually end up in a landfill when they're no longer of use. Your collection of dolls is no different.

My college fund was in beanie babies 🙃

Some girls were made to lose their virginity over and over again.

Holy fucking based?!

You certainly have a formidable bark. Impressive teeth to gnash, even!

Confirmed evil

calling me Miss Maggie inflicts you with a debuff that means that at all times I will be contemplating how to further worm my way into your head and ruin your life

I would argue that I was trying to be cheeky and vexing by capitalizing your name while playfully challenging you, but the point remains unchanged doesn't it? I have really thrown myself in face first. Respect

If I called you that, and you subsequently can't stop thinking about me, am I really the one getting debuffed Maggie?

tell a girl to bark for u and set that audio as the notification sound for when she texts you, you can thank me later

Fuuuuuck that's so cool

It's easier to see the thorns in this hair piece in a video I suppose