there are too many big mac salad recipes and no one knows how to make a roux

when my grandmother saw lee harvey oswald get shot on live tv she said “he shot him!” and my dad does a great impression of it

i can’t think of a movie i want to see less than Anyone But You but i think it’s good for the economy

like two minutes before i found it

i just found a maldon salt flake in my cleavage

i’m blinking so violently

I HAVE SEEN THAT ONE. BOOOOO TO IT

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Carl Sagan said, "if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe," but if Neil deGrasse Tyson said that we'd tell him to shut the fuck up

something unwholesome about seeing timothee chalomet’s face while hearing “nights in white satin” but that’s exactly the kind of perversion i’ve come to expect from fragrance commercials

kevin mcdonald is to KITH as michael palin is to monty python

california has got to stop putting cancer warnings on everything it’s bumming me out

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yup and yup

🫡

enough

deeply relatable

i needed to hear this

I was spared, but we lost a lot of good people today and if you wanted to donate to help cushion the blow for them that’d be amazing gofund.me/f47e1c18

If you have the chance to tell your friend that Henry Kissinger has died just before that friend tells you that he’s on mushrooms, I can say from experience that you should take it.

YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??

it’s moment like this, when i have created something beautiful, that i miss twitter the most

i’m rewatching the sopranos and there’s a scene where junior is eating chocolate-covered almonds except he’s just eating the chocolate and spitting out the almonds on a plate and it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. AI is not capable of this masterful gag.

oh yay!! i’m so glad!