Tom Brahler - Bagel Bites Expert

Look at this guy

DOJ now defending bribery, child molestation, and the Klan. Don’t know how anyone with any sense of decency would work there

Republicans are proud of this.

The world is under attack from the weirdest fucking dweebs.

Mets talk

Just thought leaders having thoughts

Doing this again!

Thank you Democrats, I agree that Tucker Carlson is great and I should listen to him

John Roberts Is Always a Republican First In public, the chief justice loves talking about how the Supreme Court’s work is not political. His leaked memos reveal just how political the Supreme Court’s work actually is.

In my view, John Roberts's most impressive PR accomplishment is persuading an entire generation of Supreme Court commentators that he is anything other than a Republican politician who uses legalese to implement policies that Republican voters want

We would arrest Netanyahu, says Hungary's incoming PM Peter Magyar has said he'll stop Hungary's withdrawal from the International Criminal Court – meaning those wanted by the body would be arrested if they entered the country.

Pretty significant

We would arrest Netanyahu, says Hungary's incoming PM. Peter Magyar has said he'll stop Hungary's withdrawal from the International Criminal Court.

news.sky.com/story/we-wou...

5am and i'm arguing with people on facebook about the need for affordable housing on long island. people just don't want anything built unless it's going to benefit them somehow. everyone has their hand out, yelling "me me me" and don't give a shit about anyone else

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Chief Justice’s Wife Made $10M+ as Legal Recruiter: Report At least one of the firms reportedly had a case before Chief Justice Roberts.

The corruption is just stunning.

www.thedailybeast.com/chief-justic...

A mass shooting that took the lives of eight children should stop this country in its tracks. Instead, the Shreveport tragedy disappeared from the headlines in a day. We cannot allow this level of violence to fade into background noise. Ending America’s gun‑violence epidemic is a moral oblligation.

Knicks

The Stupid Cuban Missile Crisis Donald Trump is unfit for office. He might do genocide before Congress recognizes that.

Had anyone in a position of power during the Cuban Missile Crisis acted this stupidly, we’d all be dead. www.bugeyedandshameless.com/p/the-stupid...

Article I want to read "I left my Husband for a Savanah Banana"

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou This is unironically a terrifying day for Western civilization Quote Barack Obama @BarackObama · Apr 18 Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus” Image Image Image 10:21 PM · Apr 18, 2026 · 173.8K Views https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/2045689306094989325

truly nobody posts like him

1 year ago today I was terminated by DOGE from USAID where I worked to get humanitarian aid into Gaza. Everyone I knew across almost 10 years of my career across 3 prior jobs became unemployed as well. My entire LinkedIn network suddenly became "open to work"

I'm a one issue voter. Punishment.

A clip from The New York Times reads: "But only the entities that officially paid the tariffs are eligible to recover that money. That means that the fuller universe of people affected by Mr. Trump’s policies — including millions of Americans who paid higher prices for the products they bought — are not able to apply for direct relief. The extent to which consumers realize any gain hinges on whether businesses share the proceeds, something that few have publicly committed to do. Some have started to band together in class-action lawsuits in the hopes of receiving a payout."

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

The Mets have a 3% chance of making the playoffs Since expanding to a 162-game season, only 2 of 79 teams with records as bad as the Mets' have made the postseason.

My employer allowed me to indulge an interest of mine:

No team has ever started the season exactly the way the 2026 Mets have. Teams that have started the season as shittily have gone to the playoffs twice in the modern era — 3% of the time. www.ctinsider.com/sports/artic...

How dare you write about the things I very publicly did

the plan: get the mets to win a game

the Phillies cannot be remotely normal and bless them for it

what more can be said

how is this literally happening in real life

DANM those Seniors on the Viking Cruises got Hands...

30 Rock Tennis Song YouTube video by Universal Pictures Home Entertainment UK

Unfortunately NBC’s new Sunday Night Baseball theme made me immediately think of this: