Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation

You're heating your home sparingly this freezing weekend because all the expensive natural gas is being burned on-site by data centres to produce child sexual abuse materials

I've gone blind with preemptive rage at the absolute void of consequences the world, our government included, will impose on the bloodthirsty yanks for kidnapping the leader of another country

you don't know me

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

i desperately hope venezuela can hold off against the united states in this demonic war

If I had murdered someone and then Miss Marple turned up to stay in the village where I’d done it I would simply kill myself on the spot

Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

YourVetOnline On Demand Care 1.. Age of the bitch 2. Body condition - is the bitch overweight?

I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

This is so real.

millenials: i say this scathing takedown with so much love. im a big fan of your work in general. thank you all for wokeness.

i tried but no luck unfortunately :( i’m just gonna try do face verification with a realistic video game and see how far i get

man id use this account more often but why the fuck are DMs locked behind age verification. as if this app is full of anyone other than geriatric millenials.

Fact Check: No, There Is Not A New Survey Showing Trans Identity Is Decreasing The claim, which originates from far-right professor Eric Kaufmann, appears to have made a glaring error: the survey actually shows more people have come out, not fewer.

1. Many of you have seen a graph purporting to show trans identification has decreased in recent years.

Matt Walsh and Elon Musk celebrated it as a victory over "transgenderism."

Turns out, the entire graph is based on an egregious math and statistics error.

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Everyone throws around that statistic about dentists killing themselves but nobody ever mentions how often they come back to life using the power of teeth

remember to seed your torrents kitten, or daddy will have to get out the ransomware

torrenting skill gap relationship

Daily reminder that the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.

Quora Digest is one of the last good things on the internet because every day I get emails like 'Is it normal to be 5'2"?' and 'Which religion has the worst people?'

me and my friends would have killed this bitch with hammers i can tell you that much

i still can’t believe they bought that freakin zoo

Drake filing a suit against Kendrick for everything *other than* defamation is so funny to me

conservative reactionaries spend 24 hours a day being mad about trans people, 0.1% of the global population while other, more intellectual among us get mad at individuals who use xenogenders, 0.01% of the global population

gets cheated on…. oomfs are talking to ppl who aren’t me 😞😞😞

The way English aristocracy has mastered the art of overt, bland indifference to evil is fascinating in the worst way

You can so easily picture one of them referring to the Holocaust as "Yes that nasty business with the Jews, bad form on Hitlers part" before clubbing a badger to death