Nigel gets shake-jizzed

(I’m kidding I torrented that shit)

Cool plz don’t make logic a subscription app I’m begging

(tbh I rarely check which account I’m on before popping off but I rarely touch X or any of the meta accounts, Bluesky is where I hangout mostly and m filters everything into the other places so you can be assured that if someone’s showing their ass on the Bluesky Hellorangoon account, it’s j.)

DON’T FORGET you can also hate me over on my personal account, and not just here where I give my bestie bandmate many headaches!

@panicboy.bsky.social

Well shit I think we’ve located the problem then.

One of my favorite new things to say to someone who just damaged their own point:

“Say that again so YOU can hear it.”

Keep that one in your pocket for the next couple days. You’ll be surprised how soon it becomes useful.

I prefer art produced from toil.

(she blocked me lol)

In a sequined bathing suit LOL.

Be it yarts, doinks, rigs, bingers, bats or blunts,

HAPPY FOUR TWENTY TO THOSE WHO CELEBLAZE 🔥🥦💨

LOL I WIN.

And I didn’t even have to mention her constant mangling of English literature.

Legendary bassist Carol Kaye of Wrecking Crew fame is a fucking trumper. BOOOOOOO.

BOO, Carol Kaye.

Fucking BOOOOOOOO.

#wreckingcrew #morelikewreckingBOO

Plus I don’t see you blocking me. You’d have done that a while ago. Something compels you to continue.

Who’s mad? This has been delightful.

It certainly reveals how icky the discourse can get when a golden calf is mildly criticized.

Plus I get to maintain plausible deniability. Why would you think I was talking to you, numbnuts?

Hello Rangoon! spotify showing 5 monthly listeners

I'd be mad too if a swiftie bday post had more traction than my Spotify

I’m serious as hell. An entire app where you’re only to post and comment on the bestest buddy puppoes EVAR SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

Any animal, or only otters because they make noise like a dad eating like “nnygggmmnggmmmn”

Is there an entire platform for just pupper glow-ups? It’d be good for the world, not just my mental health.

NICE PEACE NICE PEACE

The frozen ones at Costco are pretty legit

I WANT TAKOYAKI NOW THX

Happy Bidet to all itchy assholes everywhere!

“Derail” is harsh. I did wish her a happy bidet.

It might have also been FunkyFrogBait. Can’t be sure.

I don’t know. I saw some mom on YouTube yesterday who threw a drump-themed birthday party for her FOUR YEAR-OLD. Put my ass in a MOOD.

Queen Coke Francis strikes again.

Bluesky is my favorite video game.

But my ass is dumb as hell.

Too easy and too wrong.

NOM NOM NOM