Being all over the place is a Deadpool speciality. Don't tell anyone I said that, though.

....You already know what I'm gonna do when I get my hands on Tomodachi Life.

Throws the chimichanga out the window. `` You had your chance. ``

`` Heh... fine. More for me. ``

Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``

`` Happy Pride Month, bitches!!!!!!!!!! ``

`` I'm still going to buy it. Heh. ``

`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``

`` ........Men. ``

`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``

The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝘔𝘦 .ᐟ.ᐟ

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"That's where you're wrong, my fellow regeneratin' friend. Because there /IS/ indeed someone there: the ✨viewers✨. But I 'spose you aren't as blursed as me besides the... similarities."

Deadpoolio!!!!

Yes, hello, I'll be choosing.... Deadpool.... who'll mostly be comic-based....

"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department — at least, to this degree.

Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."

He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"

"Milton Smith.. .ᐣ Yeesh. Sounds like the name of a perfume bottle. Anywho,

Consider it easy as pie, 'cuz this motherf****r is going DOOOOOWN! And possibly their parents while we're at it — jk."

"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that."

He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."

He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.

"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."

"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .ᐣ" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.

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"Don't think I've seen you around before, but I like your style, man."