Wow you created an entire Claude “skill sheet” of your “voice”? Why not use the free one that lives inside your brain

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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I'm with you on not wanting to fly at like 2pm, but I ain't getting up at 2am for a flight unless I really really have to

Now keep in mind, I'm very good at Airport

I used to travel for a living, like 60 flights a year. Always showed up 90 minutes before departure, never once missed a flight

Sleeping man

lee cronin's ruth's chris steakhouse

Lee Cronin's Bram Stoker's Dracula

Lee Cronin's Before Sunrise

Lee Cronin's Muppets Take Manhattan

hey quick question, when everyone who works for you hates you so much that they leak your drinking problem to the press, is it a good idea to start a lawsuit that will involve discovery

Oh ok I turn 40 and suddenly doctors don't stick their fingers up your ass anymore.

That at least makes sense because he has a popular series of backrooms videos on youtube, which is why he got the job

No, no, Lee Cronin is the doctor. You're thinking of Lee Cronin's monster

I get it, you're trying to separate yourself from the famous Mummy movies but I think probably your best bet is to pick a different name? Instead of making everyone be like "...who?"

Lee Cronin's The Mummy is such a weird title because it seems to assume that Lee Cronin is a legendary name and everyone has been waiting for his take on this classic tale, and instead he's a director with exactly two previous credits and zero name recognition.

There are exactly two good true crime podcasts:

In The Dark - literally got a guy off of death row

Criminal - well researched journalism and not about murders

Hm. But I'll never be young again and my body will only work less and less well you see

Thinking of fucking around and being the first person to ever develop existential and aging anxiety when turning 40

Congrats to everyone who fell for this just because Anthropic said it lol

Obama goes sailing on Richard Branson's private island and hangs out on Oprah's yacht, come on now

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

Walking by college students muttering "what you are now, I once was. What I am now, you will someday be." Momento forty.

I've held this belief for a long time, along with my belief that the price of being president should be life in prison after office. Want that much power? Well that's the cost, are you willing to pay it

I unironically believe this. If you're in charge of deciding what is THE LAW, and you hold that position for life, you should have to give up all of other pursuits and dedicate yourself fully to doing nothing but that, without anything else to distract you or influence you.

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way