short answer, everything is upside-down post-COVID

Hit theaters here in a pretty crowded season and A24 didn't seem to throw much weight behind it.

fuck it, NAKED LUNCH and QUEER both count

$35, even up to $40 I would think it had better be great but could see it. $80 is insane. (Did you say the word "wedding," or)

WHAT IS IN THE QUICHE IS IT GOLD

$20? I’m basing this on what I’ve seen of per-piece price.

I understand! Insane pricing. When I lived in Alberta, somebody just walked around, handing out chickens door-to-door.

Hands off, Beth! (I’ll just give you one, jeez.)

Burn them to the ground, piss on the ashes.

Media email for Julien's Auctions' exclusive press preview of the auction "Jerry Weintraub: The Consummate Producer"

From the media email: "Highlights include: Ocean’s Trilogy Screen Gems Faberge egg and pedestal, cast-signed casino tables, original scale remote control monster truck, 18k gold Cartier ring to gambling chips, cards, tables, cast-signed scripts for Ocean's 11, 12, & 13 , director's chair, clapper boards and many other high stakes props, pieces and memorabilia from the blockbuster franchise"

I have a pitch for an OCEAN'S sequel that's even more metatextual than OCEAN'S TWELVE

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RFK Jr no longer disguising his MAHA movement for what it really is: eugenics

The French hated it so much they called it “un biopic really really bad”

from Sun Tzu’s less-popular book, The Art of Losing War

Denzel uses the guy like an ATM.

Hopefully he’ll be exactly as good as Fields was in TRT.

New and Exciting Anxieties Gifted to Me by My Three-Year-Old The time she asked me what I was doing, and I said I was stretching my muscles, and she responded, “You don’t have any muscles. I have BIG muscles. YOU have ...

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Reused or rebuilt? Because I’m willing to bet Feige’s hat that not a scrap of anything built for those movies stood ten minutes after they wrapped.

Amazing that a young listener is even willing to listen to Whitehouse and not be all “um this is problematic”

The only good thing Midland TX water ever did was giving me a youthful glow and hairline into my 50s.

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

No no you need to have a pleasant, calm trip! (But also put money from me on E. coli, I’m good for it.)

He can’t be D.B. Cooper, just look at him!

Rainey! What is this day??

Thing about group chats is that when 20 notifications hit in 2 minutes I’m sad it’s just friends making jokes and not that he finally died.

Oh this all terrible. I’m sorry for everyone involved.

Where’s Nancy Guthrie, Kash?

Classic Corner: Season of the Witch — Crooked Marquee George A. Romero’s mis-marketed and misunderstood 1972 film is a fascinating example of a genre filmmaker stretching his legs.

On George A. Romero's mis-marketed and misunderstood 'Season of the Witch,' released on this day in 1973:

Always!

Tony Scott's THE FAN mostly sucks but you do get to see Robert De Niro attacking Benicio Del Toro to the tune of remixed Nine Inch Nails so that's something.