We're supposed to believe that the guy who bragged about sexual assault on camera would never write a weird birthday card to Epstein?

What’s going on with my ‘buoys’ and, in some cases, ‘gulls?' - Hemingway

Cat : Files :: Schrödinger : Epstein?

Not now, bro. My Tesla is dodging kids outside the school while I'm talking to my anime Grok girlfriend and trying to see if she'll meet IRL.

Jimmy going full circle on Ives because all that matters is aligning with Elon. It's a cult.

Elon's cult pretending Linda did anything at all over the last two years. Delusional.

In which Elon "fixes" things by creating MechaHitler

Bronzer is a helluva drug, huh?

‘The vehicle suddenly accelerated with our baby in it’: the terrifying truth about why Tesla’s cars keep crashing | Tesla | The Guardian Elon Musk is obsessive about the design of his supercars, right down to the disappearing door handles. But a series of shocking incidents – from drivers trapped in burning vehicles to dramatic stops on the highway – have led to questions about the safety of the brand. Why won’t Tesla give any answers?

Gotta give The Guardian credit for trying, but realistically nothing will happen with #Tesla because [all of this].

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

*your photon counters are out of calibration

Just looks like that because your eyes are out of calibration

What's more likely:

A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz

B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself

#ElonMusk

Area man celebrates #Tesla missing his own forecast from earlier this year by about 10%.

How it started / how it's going

"Pants on fire" edition

BREAKING: Elon Musk is heading to Mars next year

Cry more, @darknstormy.bsky.social. Cry. More.

Easy, Omar. He's not going to adopt you no matter how hard you try.

#NotACult

Mere puffery.

How it started / how it's going

"Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition

This timeline is the worst

Robotaxi* day 1 summary thread

*but supervised

Nevermind the #Robotaxi twerking, how about the fact that it wasn't supposed to turn at that intersection at all, according to the nav instructions?

Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.

Or occasionally just ram into said emergency vehicle at highway speeds

Does the world's richest man know that we can read his responses?

What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?

JD Vance is going to get so tired of winning if he keeps this up

Is it lying if your AI griftventure machine doesn't know any better because the facts have been selectively chosen?

#ElonMusk

Equally impressive: #Tesla are the #1 seller of oversized stainless steel doorstops, globally!

What will they celebrate next?

Reality and its well known liberal bias strike again.

Complex edge case: driving on the wrong side of the road.

Austin robotaxis soon! #Tesla

Coming soon to Austin: blind robotaxis!