The carpet doesn’t match the drapes after all.

Yeah, this is definitely THE WAY to do it!

Pretty sure they used their masturbating hand to deal the blow.
🤔

”They come up to me with arms and legs blown off, sometimes a head, and with tears in their eyes they say sir, sir what the fuck are you talking about?!?”

Not sure, but there’s a rabbit making rice cakes, elixirs, and mochi up there and I want some!

Okay, makes sense… gallows and guillotines too?

Not with my genitals or borrowed ones!

…Legend says those ICE holes are haunted.

Ants won’t be able to afford tuition either.

And the rest of us would be well dressed on the regular!

Looks like Adam West and… Donnie Wahlberg?
That’s nuts.

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowb— MMA morons.

Pikachu, I chew you!

Leeeeeeeeroy Jenkins shall ride again!

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Did the next post mention they are a fan of “the old Ludwig Van”?

”The first one are the vitamins given in high doses intravenously. The second phase starts in the fall of 1941 with the first opiate, but especially with the first hormone injections," Ohler says. "Then in '43 the third phase starts, which is the heavy opiate phase." — “Blitzed“, Norman Ohler 2017.

:(

God bless us, everyone indeed.

Should have gone Toyota Hilux…

Imagine the relic cards... Nah, best not to.

Which is to say the photographer said, "Fuck it. Shoot it, send it to print."

You know, the more I look at it, that Diving Board really gives this photo a certain je ne sais quoi.

Stink lines. A classic.

*Chef’s Kiss*

…and I want to visit the pond witch, answer her riddles three, and embark on the quest she gives me. Just some old hat stuff and whatnot, nothing major.

Damn, that’s one hell of a pond!

Both? This timeline is in the midst of splitting and…

Oh man, I want to be in the good one.

The layout… I guess Graphic Design was their passion?