if there’s one thing i expect a CIA officer to know, it’s whether or not a given election is gonna be fair #voteyes

electorally marginalizing republicans slightly more popular than executing them. but only slightly

This is also the fate of his ballroom

SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

enclose.horse A puzzle game about enclosing horses.

enclose.horse Day 104
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I feel rage reading this

Notably, they are against the two things that actually work: work from home and IVF for lesbians.

Old man baseball opinion time: Official scores are way to soft when if comes to scoring errors. That slow grounder didn't eat the guy up, he just fudged it

I need everyone to know that Andrew McCutchen hit his first home run as a Ranger while the Dallas furry convention was taking place.

www.maptap.gg March 30
100🎯 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 100🎯
Final score: 996

genuinely the hardest one

First wave gentrifiers strike again

MLB Central standings showing da STL Cardinals on top, followed by MIL (0.5 back), CHC (1.0 back), PIT & CIN (1.5 back)

STOP THE COUNT

Secret nuts

the Boise Hawks wouldn't see it coming

www.maptap.gg March 28
100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 90👑 99🎯
Final score: 966

PA shall be made whole

We should draft everyone who shared these unironically into penal battalions cleaning up UXO with hammers and prayers in Iran and Ukraine

I am not even slightly joking

Unfortunately the committee does not know ball

the only conclusion to make is that the DNC should force RCV for primaries. We really shouldn't be having nominations being decided by small pluralities

In fucking Altoona. Another sign that we are gonna win

having too much fun

Learning to talk to the youths

Tina's is starting a dinner service, and I don't know how i fell about that

No no no he's got a point. He should do a press conference where he makes the case to the American people. Set us straight Mr President, we need it, and we'll only believe it coming from you. No one else is smart or important enough!

All the people that said/joked Kamala would start ww3 and get them drafted should be sent first

Before the nurses strapped me into the laser machine, they pulled up Spotify and asked for my favorite album.

“Uh, it’s Kanye’s Late Registration, but he's a Nazi now. Let's go with my second favorite.”

Chat, I spent 40 minutes gently rotating to Carly Rae Jepsen’s landmark E•MO•TION (2015).

US professional soccer is truly a race to the bottom

given how Ryan Grim is going to the mat for him I am convinced there’s also a sexual harassment (or worse) skeleton in Platner’s closet