Are you guys mad at me? Do you hate me?

Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 🙏❤️

1 of paper = 4 of coin

White people are putting each other in copper tessaracts on grifter TikTok.

It was straight teeth btw

The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet.

The yodeling Walmart kid got shot?!

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

should bill do locktober?

Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜

My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots

imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1

Everybody say sausage keep it going

I'm thinking suicide by cop

i’m running for president

Maybe later I will

I need someone to bite me really hard

I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54

Refound my favorite pic of my dog.

Billionaires should only have $2 I think.

I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.

please i need to see hank

what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?

I killed him with a rock. Also the mcflurry machine was down when I stopped in there earlier today, will a Wendy's frosty work?

Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag

I wish I could eat floam.

happy new years everyone :D