I'd love to but it won't let me send DMs. Also, I feel bad calling you a bitch even tho you asked 😛

I've been noticing...

Our country is held hostage by the kind of people who fall for terrible AI slop posts on Facebook.

If I have to choose between cringey leftists who, at worst, are just annoying, or right-wingers who want me dead. I'm going to take the cringey leftists.

Yeah, my family decided to skip out on turkey. We always get a ham or roast instead. It's not a good meat at all, just so dry and bleh.

And before anyone goes, "but fried turkey is good!", a boot would be good if you deep fried it.

God damnit, Violet, stop being so hot.

You do realize they are still giving Starlink your money, even if you don't use the internet?

I agree that driving a Tesla makes you a douchenozzle, but some people can't good internet out in the boonies.

Your choice is ViaSat,which is absolute trash, or Starlink.

They had the drippiest of team colors.

They also had Muggsy Bogues, a hero to short kings everywhere.

Kinda shocked there's no queer community. I'm in Louisiana, and it's a right ring shithole, but we still got New Orleans being queer af.

Of course, queer community is an oxymoron, we hate each other more than anyone else does.

She really was! You should do some green latex and an apron, commit to the bit!

If Dexter's mom was a latex clad femboy.

a cartoon of a man flying through the air with the words lend me your strength on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a man flying through the air with the words lend me your strength on the bottom

Me trying to manifest more followers

Hey, look, a social media platform that isn't pushing self avowed nazis and Christian nationalists into my face constantly!

It's almost like Elon had changed his platform to purposely do that, or something.

You look very pretty in blue!

...You look very pretty in every color, actually.

You can hang your those cute keychain holder things from them.