Michael (1996 film) - Wikipedia

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That's funny. I love those, and very few people ever make them here.

I ended up having to go to a barber to get my hair cut the way I wanted it back when I wanted a pixie cut.

a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000 Alt: Hal 9000, homicidal ship AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Hal is mostly just depicted as camera lense emitting red light. Hal speaks in a very chill NPR voice, even as he attempts to murder people.

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Odd that it would have to be that way in the ceremony.

I love to see it.

This fucks with me so much because it's like I have to relive that experience but now there's no "out" to get to.

a cartoon of a girl holding a book that says library Alt: D.W. holding a library card and conspiratorially telling Arthur "Now I know what true power feels like!"

Imagine when he discovers the library.

Bigi and Prince Jackson's Red Carpet Looks at 'Michael' Premiere Pay Tribute to Dad Michael Jackson Bigi and Prince Jackson paid tribute to dad Michael Jackson at the premiere of 'Michael' biopic. The brothers sported arm bands as an homage to the King of Pop's signature look.

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It took 35 years of eating it to get salmonella one time, a couple months ago. 0/10 Would not do it again.

Well, if I am gonna die anyway, might as well see what's on the other side. 🤷‍♀️

I have this issue too. I think it just wants to be included.

The reality stopping water pipelines to the parched western US : The Indicator from Planet Money With so much water in the eastern U.S., why can't the region pipe some of it to its drought-prone neighbors in the West? This perennial question nags climate journalists and western water managers ali...

Because gas and oil make people a lot of money and water won't.

Three reasons a water pipeline can't fix the Colorado River crisis : The Indicator from Planet Money : NPR share.google/xIChr5ERldXy...

That's why they took their kids to the hospital. Like, what? This is not the parent's fault.

Do straight people not use carabiners?

Well, if they didn't have to battle the janitors in the fighting pits for the evening entertainment...

a man in a suit and tie is looking at something Alt: Michael from The Office looking like he's so done with this shit

Live footage of Louis Pasteur's ghost:

a man with a beard is sitting in front of a mirror and looking at himself . Alt: a dwarf stuffs a rag in his ear horn so he doesn't have to listen to the person talking at him anymore and smiles in satisfaction

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Kind of blurry photo of a wooly jumping spider chilling on the side of a plant pot with its little front legs together

This little one is chilling in my tomato starts.

Would something like Strattera work a little better? Works on dopamine and serotonin, which can help you feel more alert and aware.

Gotta grey rock a narcissist.

We will still have wannabe Goebbels to contend with who is likely to be more dangerous.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a bookshelf . Alt: Borat throwing his fists up excitedly and saying "Great success!"

Well, it is a parking lot. The thing is parked. ✅️

Logging on:

Maybe he understands it but is simply pro Evil?

a man in a pink shirt is talking to a woman in front of a window . Alt: Seinfeld exclaiming "Oh! Right, right, right, right, right, right..."

Oooooh. lol

a couple of cats laying on top of a bed . Alt: two cats snuggled in bed when a third cat climbs in and sits their butthole directly on their mortified faces

My neighbor cat's method:

So, I'm currently watching The Man in the High Castle, and like everything these tech bros say sounds like the nazi propaganda.

Why are these guys so obsessed with being just like the biggest losers in history?

Confederates, nazis, vikings. They all got their asses handed to them.

a man says " fart noises " in front of a shelf of toys Alt: a man makes fart noises with his hands squished onto his mouth

Just make loud fart noises with your hands.