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I know it’s January 12th but every day waking up feels like Christmas morning with this #Bears team. Can’t stop smiling

Your governor is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho

The Pokemon mimikyu sits in front of window blinds, holding the intersex-inclusive progress pride flag

It might be July but Mimikyu says it’s Pride all year

Whoops I got banned from Twitter again for telling fascists to videogame themselves

‘Preciate ya ✊

The person you’re replying to was scolding me for “supporting Trump” because I hated Kamala’s milquetoast campaign. They might only have two brain cells to knock together but they’re not that stupid that they’d support Trump

Real punk of you to lick the boots of neoliberal, police-state, identity-politics-over-everything-else democrats. Should probably play bass in a different genre.

Fucking loser

Hey you stupid fuck, I voted for Kamala! I would rather kill myself than vote for a single republican so please take your loser ass to go be the most insufferable dickhead someplace else.

Blame Kamala’s dogshit campaign for her loss and leave leftists the fuck alone, we hate yall

Shit-for-brains, I voted for Kamala despite her DOGSHIT campaign. Go be insufferable someplace else you LOSER

p diddy not getting charged for his more serious crimes is proof to me that jeffery epstein would have gotten out of prison and let out into society. no one really cares about sex crimes or trafficking

Yeah, the people running the campaign and the Dem party really didn’t wanna listen to the wide swaths of people begging them to put an end to Israel’s apartheid and ethnic cleansing in Palestine, not abandon trans people, not capitulate to right wing narratives on the border and crime, etc…

Compromise with genocide. Got it.

Time to roll out the rainbow carpet...

Happy #PRIDE everyone!!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🩷🤎🖤

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

There is no deficit in Ba Sing Se

How many more times must I post that I think LLMs are ruining higher ed and other criticisms (automation, environmental, technofascism) before people stop telling me ‘I need to learn to use it,’ ‘it’s just a tool,’ ‘it’s here to stay,’ among other assorted asinine ripostes

But god damn, at least I did my own work and didn’t bitch to my professors that their assignments were too hard to read???

This isn’t even to like, brag on myself, bc I’m stupid. I didn’t take college as seriously as I should have my freshman year, then got really sick from not taking care of my health, and lost my scholarship mid-sophomore year.

I didn’t handle my first experience with full autonomy very well. 😅

In 2015, I took a full ride to a branch of a major state school.

When I read shit like this, I think had I been born 10 years later & achieved equal scores & accolades, the full ride would be at an Ivy League bc reading comprehension & academic integrity have fallen so far, the bar is now in hell.

He literally is messing with Illinois though?? He cut hundreds of millions of dollars of funding for Illinois public health and food programs, causing many of them to shut down.

Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world

HR was heavily pushing ChatGPT during a meeting and I had to fight so hard to keep from rolling my eyes into the back of my head

The Mavericks do NOT deserve a lottery pick

How did you get a camera in my bedroom 🤨

Still, the thought of putting this on regular white bread instead of a bun causes a visceral reaction in my fragile American mind

#hassky I just found out that Australians have “democracy sausages” at many polling places where they put a frank on a SLICE OF WHITE BREAD with sauce and other fixings. What the fuck is this shit

US CITIZENS CANNOT BE DEPORTED. stop continuing this narrative!!!

This so directly out of the Nazi playbook. The very obvious plan is to get rid of the independent accreditors and put all universities under jurisdiction of the federal government. This is how Hitler took over German academia and made it a wing of his party.