So..... gorgeous. Yes.

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today.
Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

I will be pronouncing this almost exactly as I would "crackheads" and nothing will make me change

HELL YEAH!!! CONGRATULATIONS!

These are the same rules I tell people, and they are the key to nearly every single interesting or difficult to duplicate experience I've ever had.

Combine them with *actually* believing you deserve nice things to happen and being intentionally good to other people for major QOL improvements.

You're right about the Minnesota Republicans; anyone actually running under that banner here appears genuinely deranged from my perspective.

But in Illinois I feel like Jacob Frey would be the 'Reasonable Republican' mayor of Morris, IL who works across the aisle to bring a Kohl's to town.

That's because in any state I've lived in other than Minnesota these people would be registered as Republicans, but the DFL tent is somehow so expansive as to cover 45% of the right

graffito of Saturn Devouring his Son with "let's go eagles" next to it

This is what "doing the work" looks like.

Thank you, Norm.

Get it done, Feeb!

Combat Readiness is apparently Woke and Gay

I think the fact cannabis products are still being marketed in the most "embarrassing older brother whose room is filled with blacklight posters and has made this his whole personality" way makes it a way less interesting product for kids.

If the vibe is embarrassing why join in?

Congratulations!

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

i would really like people to get over the idea that comedy is particularly dangerous to authoritarians. if it was we wouldn't be here.

It's a nice thought, but the evidence ain't there.

I can still listen to 'Cop Killer' whenever I want.

Isn't that functionally what Shaffer is?

While that would eliminate the need for a potentially dangerous river crossing through contested territory, taking Ward 4 first starts an encircling maneuver which creates a northern front and requires defending forces to split focus.

Still frame from "Segata Sanshiro: A Final Greeting," featuring Hiroshi Fujioka's reflections on his role as Segata Sanshiro and a handful of personal comments afterwards. This is a segment from the latter. Fujioka turns to the camera, pointing at the viewer. "The twenty-first century is yours," he says.

The camera zooms in a bit, displaying a distinct smile on his face. He continues. "I want you to cross borders, oceans, and whatever other barriers you encounter.

"And seize a magnificent future," he says as he puts his hands up in a grabbing motion.

Pointing once again at the viewer, he smiles, determined: "I believe in you."

If the Eastern People's Republic of Minneapolis would like to invade Ward 4, I stand ready to assist in any way I can.

Is the Hulk Hogan statue assumed to have a twelve-inch penis or is the statue really of Terry Bollea and not Hulk Hogan, a character he portrayed?

Keep existing, Feeb

This is why I don't visit South Philly: all the parks are too damn crowded

I really don't like this fucking guy.

So they want to free the DFL from influence and takeover by groups such as...... Organized Labor? Makes sense.

I.... I need the link, man.

I was handcuffed/charged with jaywalking (didn’t) holding a large camera taking a photo of street outside this McDonald’s.

While detained, MPD ignored multiple burglary calls. I had to take it all the way to trial where they tried to shake me down for a plea before dismissing 1 min before trial.

It's ok it had it coming.

The only argument to support this would be based on the fact TNA didn't have a Chris Jericho match on any recent PPVs.

Having been to the Uptown McDonald's and seen how the management deals with folks who are homeless inside the restaurant, I am inclined to believe this is not a joke and the police are actually harassing folks at the library, McDonald's, and bus station.