Oh, we need a complete sticker set of this genius.

Albino Ferrero Rocher. One for the right wing Ambassador's Parties.

"I'd buy that for BTC 0.0000131"

Rock solid conspiracy theory. Totally onboard this one.

Kids will never again have that burst of illicit excitement from spending their emergency phone call 10p on Wham bars.

Is it actually Italian? Is spreading Bounty guts on toast an Italian thing or does Rome have an overabundance of palm trees these days?

The trick with making lentils palatable is to do it Indian style. Dal with a ridiculous amount of lentils, ghee, butter, and cream.

So weird that parents will spend ungodly amounts of money for F1 tech pushchairs or car seats, but have no issue with their children consuming lowest contractually bid catering slop.

Wholesome gross misconduct.

Top Trumps. "My influencer has made 54 racist tweets."

But does he know where Shelly Miscavige is?

"Does he think.."? No, he most certainly does not. Thinking is woke, doing is macho.

Probably because he's so smol, he can walk under the airport speed gates.

a red toy poodle is sitting in front of a dark leather sofa, his chin tilted slightly up. his snout fur is so fluffy it’s completely blocking his eyes. underneath his little black nose, his mouth is open just enough to show off the tip of his tongue and four almost identical white teeth, like posts in a picket fence.

This is Nimo. He's not sure why everyone's obsessed with his smile. Might have something to do with his teeth, but he's not sure. 13/10 (IG: nyooochan)

Absolutely gross.

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I imagine speaking to Starmer is much like speaking to an energy vampire. Sucks the life from you with every second you spend in his company. Weaponised beige banality.

Doing god's work.

At least you can see the pervy weirdos coming. State of this, honestly.

Facebook tells me than London has "fallen", and you have a 99.999% chance of being stabbed in "Khan-istan"

Apparently, this PMQ was supposed to be the angriest we've ever seen Starmer. If so, then I can only imagine he ate Coco Ambien for Breakfast.

Sky News making it look like Peter Mandelson is walking Rachel Reeves.

Party run by lying arsehole and supported by arseholes lies to stupid naive arseholes in news that shocks nobody.

Get to the airport early and spend that on 3 x Airport pints.

Today is Hitler’s birthday. Or Founder’s Day, as the White House likes to think of it.

They can't work in Amazon warehouses until they can piss in bottles.

Providing the boss, "plausible deniability" is very much a thing.

Yes, I'm not excusing the behavior either time, just curious why I never heard such a thing was problematic during the Tory government, but today it's a resignation level event.

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When your voters get their news from Russian Facebook memes and own no books, you can get away with this shit.