Caleb Hearon

First Chappell Roan, now Slayyyter, now is the era of Missouri Gays

I really appreciate what Alysa liu is doing for scene kids bc everyone started calling my raccoon tails "Alysa Liu hair" instead of "fucking weird aren't you 28"

Feb 10th and I'm already at 22 books

The rising fascism-sourced escapism is doing numbers for my reading goals this year

Eating palak paneer on charcuterie tiny toasts like a heathen bc I forgot to make rice

Waaaaaaaaa qual exam qual exam I'm gonna poop myself during my qual exam

Stem cell biologists are my favorite y'all are insane

I love working with old ass unhinged scientists, my coworker (Bulgarian, minimum 70) presented lab meeting one day and was like CHINA AND RUSSIA MET RECENTLY BECAUSE THIS STUDY WHERE THEY TREAT STEM CELLS AND "REVERSE AGING," IT SEEMS PUTIN IS TRYING TO LIVE FOREVER and then presented the study

No one told me about the New Sudan Archives album from October?? Holy no skips

What's the one thing you wish you could take from an animal to modify yourself? I wish I had the shark capacity for gastric eversion

Holidays were always my fav as a kid not bc of family time, but bc family time meant I could go sit in a corner and chug through multiple books in a weekend without having to talk to people much

Accidentally made myself 6 shots of espresso so I'm speedrunning shitting myself

I motion we rename "Perpetual Stew" to "Stew of Theseus"

At least the guys who ask I can turn down! At least they're not in my bubble the whole night! Keep standing that close to me in an empty ass venue I will SCREAM

Can I go out dancing ONCE without a weird man standing awkwardly near me and inching closer the whole fucking night

I would like to propose a ban on the word "important" in a hypothesis. What does important MEAN??? required? sufficient for things? do you know what the thing does? (I'm tired of grading)

I say "microwave" and then the memory "MICHAEL WAVE" hits me like a ton of bricks and then I have to sit there repeating "michael wave..." to myself for like an hour

Where did I pick up the verbal stim "michael wave" instead of microwave and why is it compulsive lately?

My new post workout routine + protein has me leaving the gym and then chugging 16 oz straight of kefir

In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart.
liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...

Watson was deeply influential to me as a genomicist, but not how you may assume

From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person

Don't idolize bad people

Great week for the downing of racist ass old white men

Every single woman I have dated had adopted a cat right before we broke up and makes an Instagram for them. Why?

Person wearing black dress with a sparkly spiderweb print cape, they wear black lipstick and dark makeup with black spiky platform heels and some black over-ear headphones

Demonias in the workplace

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Text exchange Person one: Does CSF make the brain a soup or is it a marinade Person two: ohh is that why Zombies eat brains? Me: I think that's a marinade. One solid within the big bowl does not a soup make

Good morning from my soup-obsessed cohort

My friend studies the effects of alcohol on memory formation and so he has to bring alcohol over to the mice every day for his work. Today we asked him what its like to introduce alcoholism to a species that does not understand fermentation and he was like "I'm like the mouse Prometheus"