I’ve never been mad and if I was to get mad it certainly wouldn’t be about the everything app nothinging nope nope not me

Fancy seeing you here

Is this thing on

Likewise friend!

Hot Tip to any femmes who've considered cutting all their hair off more than once -
Just do it. It's fine.

That's so cool! I foresee you having so much fun and earning so many cool dad points!

All ghosts are cops

Fuck Elon but it is cool to see most of my Twitter timeline as Free Juniper posting

Who outchea tryna be a good person but also worried they aren't

My boy is wicked smart

Thank you so much! :)

Thank you Scoob!! 💜🙏

Hi hello excuse me this didn’t get a satisfying enough amount of likes on the other site if anyone would care to help

Is there a recipe you followed, or making it up as you go?

Nice sky you got there

MY ALDI FINALLY HAD ALDI GEAR

REPPIN MY SET

Me irl

U right, it's not that short! On the smaller side of average. Guess people expect me to be TALL lol

Mollie taking much pride in her role as painting supervisor

Yea you're gotdamn right I seem bigger than I am 😤

"I always forget how short you are" is one of the best unintentional compliments I've ever received

The worst thing you can do on social media is out-snark someone

Salty that it’s only my most basic, dumb replies that get any traction on Twitter

I have better material! I promise!!

Who else up pondering their manjula pothos

Not to brag but the mockingbirds by my house are so good, they have my bird sound ID app thinking there are like 5 uncommon species in my yard

Skill issue

why do ppl get so mad about gender reveal parties? it’s really important to know if the new baby should have its emotional needs callously ignored or if it should be condescended to