Crap I forgot to sign the card.

Where is it? Brian's office?

They're gonna save the birthright citizenship for last, aren't they?

A printed label on a kitchen tile behind a sink that reads "tap water is drinkable and good"

Inspiring words.

You know what? Screw it let's say $20M.

That's two luxury houses with staff. A personal jet, and a yacht.

Anything more than $20M if you want to serve in public office because you're altruistic or whatever? Anything above $20M you donate to charity or something.

Even the Pope can't summon a single bolt of lightning?

Does that guy pray hard enough?

Maybe not term limits, or age limits.

How about wealth limits?
Like, once your reported net worth is over $10 million you're not allowed to run for public office anymore.

Who takes a job that pays $174k when you already have $10M in assets?

Turncoat mfer.

Virginia did the right thing! 👏👏👏👏

SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

Turns out "celebrity roast" and "eat the rich" are two different concepts. I know that now.

He's there like 8 weeks a year.

Great.

You're explaining a problem.

I shouldn't have to walk you through why this is where you take the lead.
That's your job.

Just unfollowed.

*shrugs*
I dunno man I get bored sometimes.

Look, me eating a salad with my bare fists is no more ridiculous than someone eating rice with two sticks and I'm not going to have this argument again.

Not one single "porn mag in the woods" joke.

I'm kind of proud we've gotten over that.

I'm just glad so many people jumped right on th"Good Place" references.

Such is life.

The Moon and Venus above a brightly lit city. A dense grey cloud hangs just below the moon in the center of the frame. Venus shines brightly in the upper left corner of the picture

No meteors.

Still beautiful though.

Me, when people are like "only certain people can respond"

No sign of meteors here.

*searches for a thesaurus*

Well this is disheartening, discouraging, dispiriting, depressing, saddening,and/ or upsetting.

I used to go smoke pot with my friends in the woods when I was in high school.

We never went to the forest to ditch school and get high.

Does that make sense?

$5 says someone makes a joke about porn magazines

Good question.

I don't know. The woods are like what's in your backyard. Your neighborhood.

A forest is where you travel to to go hikng in or camp in?

And there's STILL a deficit.

What the actual fuck?

Gonna go look for some meteors.

Meteorites? Those are what you find on the ground.

Meteors? That's what burn up in the atmosphere.

Meteoroids? That's like space based shit.

Anyways....

Evergreen statement.

Probably her PR team reading this is going to short $280 million in crude oil futures 5 minutes before drumph makes another announcement about the Strait being open. Or not open.

I can't keep track but I bet her brokers do.

I follow Doug on his YouTube channel!

He's not only built he has a sense of humor.

Lol Arachnids just get me.

Not a popular opinion.

Crust in general is bullshit.

Pie crust? No one wants that. Pizza crust? Only if there's dipping sauce. Tarts? No thank you. Leave it on the plate.

Crust sucks.