finally an album that answers the question "what would music sound like in a cyberpunk dystopia, and what if that music slapped"

alright I parked in a garage that I'm not sure I had permission to use and FINALLY changed my oil and replaced my brake fluid WOO
Stream later maybe 🤪

holy shit will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

before I became a VA i just sat around doing this after work every day

Fr tho having a house in which every window is sealed or painted shut feels like it should be some sort of code violation somehow? Especially when the windows were clearly capable of being opened previously??

Big shout-out to landlord for requiring me to take an x-acto knife to my windows just to open them 🤪

I love being able to look back at my listening history via lastfm bc wtf was this week

The "I don't like coffee/tea but I love going to cafés so I just order a hot chocolate" line from the Valentine's audio was, unfortunately, real 🥲

he, meanwhile, is ambivalent

He's keeping an eye out for when all of you show up to hang out later

I was supposed to get up 45 minutes ago but I don't have the heart to move him 🙃

if ur chronically online you should:

- join my patreon for a dollar
- be auto-joined to the whiscord and join vc sometimes
- have a healthy, respectful, friendly & platonic attachment to a fictional character (me)
- find out you live near 5+ other people in my discord (?)

I miss group hangouts so one of you grab pizza, one of you bring some extra folding chairs, I'll throw on some non-distracting music and we'll all act like we're doing a group project while working on our separate tasks (we will end up yapping instead)

NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Upgrading To A MANdroid For 2025 🦾

You're up late bemoaning the lack of quality potential candidates on your dating app. Your android is eager to make himself useful...in EVERY way possible.

📝Me

www.patreon.com/posts/121772...

❓ Do you have rules about who your partner can hang out with?
💬 a. I don't have a partner, and
b. no, never. that's controlling and manipulative shit. i either trust a partner enough to be honest about their feelings for me (including pote... #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

[🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐 [Awkward Idiot] [Changing Clothes] [Plot Twist] [Just Enough Time To Have Some Fun] | WhispurrAudio Get more from WhispurrAudio on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-al...

NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐

The guest at your family's party sure looks cute, and he's been checking you out all night. Too bad he's your cousin's boyfriend. Or...is he?

📝Me / 🎨 Mau

bet y'all thought that was just engagement bait huh 😎

found a lil friend

thriving, in my lane, etc on my nice morning walk

'@whispurraudio' what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy

❓ what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy
💬 a playful/teasing "good boy" can unironically stunlock me
(btw kill that part of you which cringes at your own desire) #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

idea: we go for a walk downtown at night after the traffic lights start doing this ⬇️ and we just yap and find stray cats and enjoy the stillness for a while

ez example:
I started taking my discord vc (ppl I've talked to for over a year) on walks around town. I paid for a snack while unmuted and they were shocked - said IRL me sounded like a completely different person. "Online me" isn't the whole me. Ya don't know me, and that's ok!

'@whispurraudio' I feel like I know you through your posts

❓ I feel like I know you through your posts
💬 nah there's a lot more crying, existential angst, and digestive issues that stay in drafts. that's one of the cool parts of posting, in fact: I very much get to decide what you do or don't know about me 👍 tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

'@whispurraudio' ur experience with fake friends?

❓ ur experience with fake friends?
💬 not really any experience with that. pretending to be my friend is too much effort; you either find me genuinely likable or insanely annoying, so "fake" friends either become real ones or give up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

'@whispurraudio' did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating?

❓ did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating?
💬 wtaf why is every other question on this app about cheating?? Y'all please just DO NOT CHEAT 💀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...

i'm so fucking excited for my next audio. finally giving my beautiful viewers the part 2 they've been requesting for over two years now - PLUS it's a collab 😎

New Upload: [M4A] Tipsy Friend's Accidental Confession 🥴

Your cute best friend just wandered into your apartment after midnight, and he's most definitely not going home tonight. He seems eager to talk to you, though...and maybe spill a secret or two.

📝Me / 🎨 Mau

youtu.be/YX7wrRkxyGg

know I said i wouldn't post stream go-lives anymore but this one's a bit outside the usual schedule teehee

twitch.tv/whispurraudio