Sometimes you just gotta slowly and steadily dedicate pretty much every pursuit in your life to turning the whole world into your karmic torment chamber for some reason

tbh if in possession of brianna wu's history of inaptitude then i, too, would suffer catastrophic levels of self loathing and debasement

LMAO
Actually, guy who sells the most cursed objects from various religions' esoterica as new age trinkets at a ren faire would be a pretty good bit for all 2 people who got it

It must feel good as fuck to wear a robe and dedicate your life to the arcane mysteries and then some peasant presents an artifact they found and after studying it for a moment you realize what long lost evil may be in front of you and you get to bellow with great urgency "MATHIAS! THE SCROLLS!"

Checked the scrolls and its true

Ok well I never lose with rock So something's up erm sorry:( i just guessed I'm a rock main you know this Paper is just such a bullshit counter Like honestly it's cheap Ohh I'm gonna build my whole playstyle around countering rock Like honestly this game is supposed to be fun and you're just making it way too competitive

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

Shoulda come out to Ghost in the Shell! Learned many things about "to be"

Plam

Translator's Note: Ok, sooooo for anyone who's a little lost and doesn't speak nihongo (thats how they say Japanese in Nihongo ;)) or doesn't understand the complex intricacies of Japanimation culture, keikaku is a word that is too complex to translate into English, but is usually simplified to mean

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

The world isn't ready for a feature length dark ride. Maybe it never will be 😞

THEY'RE TURNIN THE FRICKEN REESE NICE!!!

Person: It’s safe for me to drink from this can with a label that clearly says it’s for monsters

Rakugakids / N64 / Konami / 1998

There are some stories that can only be told on a 90+ minute slow moving ride filled with animatronics and talking puppets

The world isn't ready for a feature length dark ride. Maybe it never will be 😞

I love a gizmo! Pokemon used to have such good gizmos!

People were posting about palantir but I did not realize they just straight up tweeted a school shooter manifesto like 3 days ago lmao

Theres nothing in this world I hate more than a longstanding franchise with an iconic piece of technology trading it for a smartphone I recent installments
Ex:
Pokedex->Rotom Phone
SMT Comp->Demon Summoning App

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I feel like there were really great networks for a lot of this stuff like 5 years ago, but covid + the death of twitter unfortunately annihilated them and left things way more atomized

i do feel like we're headed for a realm of bigger counterculture driven by internet weirdo furries and queer/trans people that many of the establishment, even the more normie left-wing flanks, won't know what to do with. if you're uncomfortable with that stuff, now's the time to work through that.

idk, there's like a billion things more interesting to cover in games than "this live service game (not a live service game) is dead!" like the latest domino club drop

Seems like “anonymous game collective drops a batch of experimental games multiple times a year” would be a fun thing for people to write about tbh. I mean, i have, but other folks should maybe do it too

Not to be in support of cults, but it strike anyone else as kinda fucked that "cult reprogramming" boils down to kidnapping someone and torturing them till they agree with you? Especially since part 2 usually involves handing you off to you parents or spouse?