Hey now, it’s only a death panel if done by Democrats. This is nearly sparkling murder

Have you considered a career in mad science? We have cookies. delicous
soft cookies with stay warm plutonium

I thought Melville had been displaced in time and used his writerly powers to assume the identity of Glen Larson

Did someone offend a flower and suffer an allergy attack?

Where was Mystery Inc when Dr Crusher got that candle? We could really use a dog like Scooby Doo on the ship

I'm horrified Diplodocus isn't even on the list

Congress just needs to git gud

I asked Garak last week if the Obsidian order could verify stories about The Doctor.

Garak: They're all true

Me: Even the obviously contradictory ones?

Garak: Especially the contradictory ones

and on the other side of the bridge the whole Epstein class is cheering him on and making bets as to who will fall first

I love how I can hold a tortilla chip in the air and the replicators can reliably target it and coat it with guac. Cardassian engineering at its finest

I know people all mostly upset about Jesus Trump but I'm wondering when Hawkman and Superman became a couple?

or an, "I feel lucky" button

Breaking news: The Catholic Curia is updating the graduations of sin for the first time in centuries. The new levels are

Venial
Mortal
Republican

or Cleveland. The gospels really didn't predict self centered evil on her level so are a bit vague as to the results.

Wait are you saying you've been eating the Weetabix? I thought they were for constructing field expedient phaser proof shelters

sweater vests would get me to wear a bikini more often

Is the world really ready for a gritty BSG style remake of The Lost Saucer?

I said lunch not launch!

Is that the one where the town has a pub?

I just want a show where Jeffrey Combs plays all the characters

It's weirdly like he takes the things Jesus said seriously

Hence their total failure at inventing jet aircraft or peanut butter and honey sandwiches both of which they'd likely really enjoy

Damn you now I'll have that stuck in my head for hours

Best genie ever

Margaret Thatcher's funeral - Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead! YouTube video by maestro66uk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Tu...

Margaret Thatcher, the person most responsible for modern neoliberalism, died on this date 13 years ago and is still dead.

In honor of her passing take a moment to sing a round of, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"

*sighs* in New Mexican

I misread that as eaten by some latte megafauna

If China built any weapons big enough they could prolly do it. Iran and Israel though couldn't.

I grew up in Los Alamos ie I'm the daughter of an actual M.A.D. scientist and have spent way way too much time worrying about these things

To take out everything at least two more likely three very large weapons (actually bigger than anything the USA currently keeps in its arsenal) and, "precisely placed" is very particular places in space. The old USSR could have done it but it's unlikely Russia could anymore