well i don't like them either so who's gonna eat them...

im scared

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something must be done.

All together

omw

Hi i'm at 123 joaniehouse at 456 joaniehouselane and there's a NASTY LITTLE FREAK here.

hello...? police?

joanie so scary

@bloodripelives.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy that's the dust

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explodes into dust

You are so freaking particular

i shall be executed at dawn

at once maître i apologize maître

Well it made me laugh

this is making me cry

this part is also just my personal hill to die on that Armand de Not Breaking The Cycle being like “teehee of course I had sex with all my underlings” is. not a cute fun innocent statement

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ok i'm on my way

saii did this yesterday and apparently it was really good. ice packs were also involved but idrk how i was just the errand boy

i was like yeah man may as well put it in there

😵‍💫YOU WANT TO READ THIS INCREDIBLY HOT SWEET FANFICTION ABOUT TRANS WOMAN REAL RASHID GETTING A MIND GIFT VAGINOPLASTY FROM ARMAND https://archiveofourown.org/works/67448851

i had this prerelease (BRAGGING) (BOASTING) (LORDING OVER ALL OF YOU)

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a young rat standing on a larger one to reach a glass of water

YOGURT IS USING BEEMIS AS A STEP-STOOL TO GET TO MY WATER

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