i need a count of how many daily doubles jamie has found since his first game, it's gotta be most of them

horror-est of horror stories

i should clean my room and switch out warm/cold weather clothes while everyone's out today, but what if i...be a lazy layabout instead? 🧐

yes hello i need it

a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house . Alt: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house and slowly falls to the ground face down .

played an hour of DRAMAtical Murder but forgot to save before exiting

screencap of text that reads: Baldur's Gate 3 You've unlocked all achievements! 54/54 (100%)

*rends shirt and screams into the night*

i am once again asking for someone to create a dentistry that isn't absolute eldritch horror

i love how bella turns all the lights off downstairs before going up to bed like i'm not still on the couch watching tv 😶‍🌫️

"there's the statue of liberty!"
"there she is!"
"sorry we're fucking up, girl."

I don't know that I've ever seen a pope so radically reverse Catholic history, accepted theology for literally centuries, and call his predecessors corrupt and without divine mandate before.

"God does not bless any conflict" is an UNBELIEVABLE rupture of theological continuity. Good for him.

"hey guys, i just want you to know, having dysentery is always available to you as an option." #drawfee

john, watching me decorate the bunny cake: kid, i think today is the first day i actually love you
me: wow. 39 years later, huh?

a light green vase holding a bouquet of various flowers made from legos, surrounded by table settings

a light green vase holding a bouquet of various flowers made from legos, surrounded by table settings

appreciate my sister's willingness to have my bouquet lego set as one of the centerpieces for today

gavin: what're you making?
me: the bunny cake
g: y'know what would be so awesome? if you made it red velvet
me: *holds up box of red velvet cake mix*
g: FUCK YEAH DUDE

got the bill for my future surgery, aaaaaand it could be way worse! but also: i hate this!

Follow your heart. Track its movements. Kill it before it destroys you.

Sagittarius: You will become the hero your city neither deserves nor needs.

surgeon: are you on any medications currently?
me: lexapro and wellbutrin.
surgeon: good. god, they should put that in the water.

"his coworker was high, too. she gave up drinking for lent, so she had a couple gummies during the event."
"...i feel like that doesn't quite follow the spirit of lent, but who am i to criticize."

LotR meme Faramir: Father, I have attained enlightenment and escaped the endless cycle of death and rebirth Denethor, disgusted: Boromir would have remained as a bodhisattva until all sentient beings were enlightened.

the LotR memes will continue until morale improves ⚔️

a screencap of a steam achievement that reads "today" at the top and then below says "Foehammer: Complete the game in Honour mode. 3.0% of players have this achievement"

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

digital art. a crying cat in the center. the cat is surrounded by 2 arrows and text. left arrow points to "i wake up". right arrow points to everything happens

cat

What?! This is HUGE HUGE news!!!!

Sagittarius: We are all stardust but you have an abnormally high lint content too.

how do you write fanfic again, it's been a minute

heard the luna snow & white fox lobby dialogue in marvel rivals exactly one (1) time and my brain went DING DING DING IT'S TRAGIC LESBIAN YEARNING HOURS

I cannot adequately explain how fucked up the World Cup situation is wihen the president of a host nation *threatens the safety* of one of the participants (Iran).
The USA should be removed as a host nation and if it's not, the games shoud be boycotted and ANYONE WITH A MORAL CENTER should see that.

In honor of Mr. Rogers’ birthday, here’s your regularly scheduled reminder that the quote of his you keep sharing, that in times of crisis we should look for the helpers, was for his audience of children.

We’re adults now. We’re supposed to *be* the helpers.

text message exchange me: no leftovers (pensive emoji) cathy: but she made 300 bags today me: (shrug emoji) julia: i supported the lgbtq community and you couldn't save me a goddamn dinner?

i can't help that bella and andrew inhaled the sloppy joes i made for dinner, yo