Genitals of the Universe
#genitalsoftheuniverse

Pretend it’s 1978… and you’re straight.

Why does the algorithm think that I need to watch CHERNOBYL?

Hello from an ancient homo in North Portland. I dig your stuff.

He’s seriously damaged. It’s frightening. He’s going to take the entire world down with him.
#MAGA

Said goodbye to this season of SHRINKING and hello to season two of YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.
#television #segel #hamm

I've always held that you make your own luck, but I feel that the luck has run out for everybody.

I’m living a Samuel Beckett play.
#ICantGoOnIGoOn

There have been a few eras when I was flush thanks to residuals and/or inheritances, and they’re have been few moments in my considerably long life that brought me more pleasure than those times when I got to say “I’ve got this” while dining out.

It’s such a pretty planet.

#ArtemisII #nasa #moon

Jason Segel or Seth Rogan?

I used to view Karen videos, but now I’m into the vids where people sit in a circle in a big room at a rescue shelter and dogs are presented with the dog choosing their adoptee.
#algorithm

I hope so.

It’s especially icky when POTUS uses the term “leaker”.

Where I’m At, Existentially

I’ve been struggling with how to keep going after my husband was taken by cancer 106 days ago (we were together for 46 years), but maybe the answer is Jack Schlossberg.

Photo by Andres Kudacki

Hey, ANTIFA, don’t get too excited. You do understand that The Short-Fingered Vulgarian is replacing her with someone even more fascist-ish?
#Bondi #stopmakingamericagreat

Where I’m At, Spiritually

It somehow works itself out, or it ends in disaster.

I wonder what Dr. Ben Carson is doing tonight.

What doesn't kill you makes you older.

Controversial, sure, but I must admit that I prefer my straits to be open.

Being widower in your 70s is all about doing one thing per month to prove that you've still got it (but you don't got it).

In the 1990s, I maintained single digit body fat, and I wasted it on monogamy.

Cigarette smoking among adults in the USA has fallen below 10% for the first time in recorded history, so of course, I'm considering taking up cigarette smoking. What's it going to do, kill me?

And he is a spiffy dresser.

With just a little bit of spit and some sweet talk.

Marjorie Main!