He, she, and eh.

Donald Trump doesn’t care about you.

He is using your tax dollars to fund another war in the Middle East while working families can’t afford health care.

So much for America First.

Acting AG Todd Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein.

AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying LLMs-gone-rogue dominated coverage, but had nothing to do with the targeting. Instead, it was choices made by human beings, over many years, that gave us this atrocity

“A chatbot did not kill those children. People failed to update a database, and other people built a system fast enough to make that failure lethal.”

Maven, the program Google was forced to pull out of and Palantir took over, was the system that identified the girls’ school as a target.

"Trump spoke frankly Wednesday about prioritizing paying for a war over programs such as universal daycare, Medicaid, and Medicare. So frankly, in fact, that the White House removed a recording of his speech after posting it."

What a fucking weirdo.

Rahm Emanuel is the candidate for the three people who find Gavin Newsom too likable.

Since Liberation Day, a year ago today:

* US foreign direct investment is lower

* US factories employ 89,000 fewer people

* US goods trade deficit is UP 2%

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Oh so now copyright matters.

'Legitimate rape' rarely leads to pregnancy, claims US Senate candidate Todd Akin, the Republican nominee for Missouri, causes furore with explanation of his no-exceptions policy on abortion

Why is this giving me Todd Akin flashbacks? www.theguardian.com/world/2012/a...

What in the actual fuck was that

I support the end of birthright citizenship because it’s time for criminals to stop moving here, stealing from the government, taking drugs, and fathering dozens of children out of wedlock.

by Elon Musk

They're sending their best. Unfortunately, their best aren't very good.

Hershey says it will use classic recipes for all Reese’s products starting next year 🍫

This comes after Reese's Peanut Butter Cups inventor’s grandson blasted changes to the candy's ingredients

“I bought some and had to throw the bag in the garbage ... it was all vegetable oils and fats"

(via AP)

States pass laws allowing pregnancy centers to evade regulation and countersue for damages • Ohio Capital Journal States with and without abortion bans are advancing bills that would shield anti-abortion pregnancy resource centers from certain government mandates and attempts at regulation, allowing them to sue…

States with and without abortion bans are advancing bills that would shield anti-abortion pregnancy resource centers from certain government mandates and attempts at regulation, allowing them to sue for damages if any part of the law is violated. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/04/01/r...

Foster Care Repeats Rejection for LGBTQ+ Texans State services should build community—and acceptance—for teens otherwise vulnerable to exploitation, homelessness, and isolation.

New from Adam McCormick: When a teenager in Texas is pushed out of their home because of their sexual orientation or gender identity, foster care is supposed to help. But for many LGBTQ+ youth, rejection does not end when the state steps in.

Oh. My. God. Becky.

Don't get me wrong: I'm relieved that this case is shaping up as either 8-1 or 7-2 against the Trump executive order. But the case is a gift to the Supreme Court. By rejecting an outlandish position, it will earn credibility as apolitical, even as the Overton window moves far to the right.

Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was …

Marco Rubio.

Kamala Harris is still asking me for money. Straight into the trash can.

Trump signed an unconstitutional executive order that attempts to stop voting by mail.

This is a clear undemocratic ploy to create additional barriers to voting for American citizens.

The best part of it all?

The hypocrite in chief VOTED BY MAIL just last week in Florida.

US Marines report that ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to ID whether any of their family members are undocumented.

Not an April Fools joke. Actual American fascism reality.

"Support our troops & throw their families into concentration camps."

He voted by mail and he's going to slam the door on everyone else. Because of course he is.

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpen...

“While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World

IMAGINE

Video: We caught Elon Musk's AI company flouting EPA rules using a thermal drone xAI’s Grok chatbot is powered by unpermitted gas turbines at a Mississippi power plant. Here's how we know.

xAI’s Grok chatbot has been powered by unpermitted gas turbines at a Mississippi power plant. Here's how we know.

SCOTUS Justice KBJ is awesome.

The rest of them fucking suck. Just resign already and go kick puppies or something.

An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying mom and pop alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

The best part of this video is how he reacted. He picked up his cues from his family member and didn't get upset.